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Snuff.
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 07:32 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Just found this:
http://www.forumspile.com/Funnay/Cut_GeForce_7800.jpg |
Quackers
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 07:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Completely and utterly retarded...
(was it EC?) |
Heero Valentine
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 10:51 · [Salvaged from Archive]
o.O wooooooo retard!! |
D3F!L3R
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 11:39 · [Salvaged from Archive]
This guy just newly defined the word idiot... |
!NV!CTUS
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 21:54 · [Salvaged from Archive]
cmon.. maybe he's not as techy as you guys are.. cut him some slack.. i know somebody here who doesnt know how to cook a noodle..lolz |
Clouds in the Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 22:05 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Well Cai, we can try to be nice but...You just don't cut computer pieces...you just don't. |
Clouds in the Sky
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 22:11 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Who you are seeking revenge from... |
Headgib
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 22:12 · [Salvaged from Archive]
if you do make sure its someone else's.
HAHAHA! Now that's just mean. =P |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 22:31 · [Salvaged from Archive]
There used to be a site that had pictures of computers from a repair shop, that had various things that users did to parts of their computers....like put their credit cards into the A: slot when trying to purchase items online. |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 23:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Here's some-
A computer maker is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
Another support technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.
Another customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the disk.
A computer technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up crossing the room to close the door to his room.
Another customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.
Another customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said,"Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."
Yet another customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer''s "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.
An exasperated caller to Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on the foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer''s mouse.
Another customer called tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
or these photos-
http://www.techsupportforum.com/gallery/files/2/4.jpg
http://www.techsupportforum.com/gallery/files/2/13.jpg
( what was spilled IN the computer?)
http://www.techsupportforum.com/gallery/showimage.php?i=6…
for a further tech support list of peeves, go to the humour forum!! |
Frost
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 23:18 · [Salvaged from Archive]
if you do make sure its someone else's.
HAHAHA! Now that's just mean. =P
Well I'll bet his friend who told him to cut the chip up is getting a good laugh right about now..
BTW, the links to the pictures you posted don't work. |
AMERICA
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 23:36 · [Salvaged from Archive]
i have 2 of those... 250$ each |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 23:46 · [Salvaged from Archive]
[/quote]
BTW, the links to the pictures you posted don't work.[/quote]
That sucks.
One is a picture of a floppy disk that someone stapled to the memo, then was upset it didn't work, the other was the inside of a computer with some type of mold growing in it,
The other is one that shows someone slipped a CD in to the space between the CD player, and the A: below it. |
AMERICA
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Nov 2006, 23:51 · [Salvaged from Archive]
idk how ppl can be that retarded but still thats small shit
this retard bought the best video card and attacked with skizzas |
Merrillizer
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 27 Nov 2006, 01:57 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMAO. What a hard-on. |
!NV!CTUS
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Dec 2006, 16:05 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Who you are seeking revenge from...
no one but SOMEONE ate my Soul. so now I don't have a consious. WHO ATE WHAT!! AND YAH YOUR ALIL MEAN.. LOSEN UP.. :D |
Frost
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Dec 2006, 16:15 · [Salvaged from Archive]
idk how ppl can be that retarded but still thats small shit
this retard bought the best video card and attacked with skizzas
When televisions first came out, some people used to leave food out next to it at night so the little people inside the box wouldn't starve to death... |
Heero Valentine
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 11 Dec 2006, 02:19 · [Salvaged from Archive]
idk how ppl can be that retarded but still thats small shit
this retard bought the best video card and attacked with skizzas
When televisions first came out, some people used to leave food out next to it at night so the little people inside the box wouldn't starve to death...
:lol: |
