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tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Jan 2007, 04:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
One day an elephant was walking through the jungle, when he stepped on a thorn bush.
One of the thorns stuck in his front foot, and he couldn't get it out. He spent a lot of time moaning in pain because of this, and couldn't walk well on 3 feet.
A gay mouse heard the moaning, and came to ask what was wrong.
The elephant told him about the thorn.
The mouse said that he could take the thorn out for him, but the elephant would have to let the mouse fuck him up the ass.
The elephant thought for a second, and figured what the hell, it was just a mouse.
So the mouse removed the thorn, and the pain was gone. The elephant was so relieved.
The mouse had him back up to a tree, ass even with a branch. Then the mouse went up to the branch, and started banging away on the elephant.
The elephant actually forgot that the mouse was there, and was happily munching away on some leaves, when he leaned on his sore foot.
He jumped a bit, and hollered in pain.
The mouse, at the back, said
"That's right bitch, take it all!" |
Draz
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Jan 2007, 08:40 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Not funny. |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 7 Jan 2007, 23:03 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Not funny.
why, some woman compare you to the mouse? |
Draz
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Jan 2007, 01:44 · [Salvaged from Archive]
^
Not funny. You know whats funny? Your like female lesbian hair cut. |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 Jan 2007, 21:32 · [Salvaged from Archive]
what ever you say little mouse. |
gotstuck
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 9 Jan 2007, 03:03 · [Salvaged from Archive]
its a nice one.funny |
