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sil656
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 16:39 · [Salvaged from Archive]
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, father," the nun answered.
"In fact, I don't think it's likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree." said the nun.
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?
"Anything, father."
"I've never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under these extreme circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes, sister?"
"I've never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"Well, under these extreme circumstances, I suppose that would be okay," the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Father, would you mind if I touched it?" The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, did you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that really true, father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass so we can get the f - - k out of here |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 13 Jan 2007, 17:19 · [Salvaged from Archive]
That's funny. So typical of a priest, too! |
