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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Iguana's Stubborn Erection To Get The Chop
News Edition: 02/04/2007
http://www.bangedup.com/news/images/sp1.gif ANTWERP, Belgium-- Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. "I don't think so. That's all in his head."
courtesy of: seacoast online |
loadrunner
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
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He doesn't know what amputation means..
omg |
tim2x
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I don't know, an erection for a week could get EXTREMELY painful, and interfere with every day function. |
DandruffBGone
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Hard decision. |
Dennis
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
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Hard decision.
Nice pun.
Poor little guy is probley going to get an inferiority complex,
or at least have feelings of inadequacy.
Will they be providing the necessary counseling for him? |
Big Ozzie
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
This type of thing happens quite often it seems...more so in mammals. I found this out breeding dogs. |
jaba
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
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This type of thing happens quite often it seems...more so in mammals. I found this out breeding dogs.
A prolapse needs a stitch or two lol! Ask Max my old Staffy - he hated the vet! |
Dennis
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
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I found this out breeding dogs.
Did yours get all red and swollen?? |
cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
yeah but loping his old boy off is a bit extreme, couldn't they try soem sort of drug, ice cubes or something first, i'm sure if you were in that situation you want the doc to try other thing before he decided to bobbit you |
PA
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 4 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
well at least he has two
lucky bastard |
Crossbones
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Big deal! He's got a back-up anyways |
cai_gorgeous
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
cmon.. its either that or the infection will kill the poor thing.. |
