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DandruffBGone Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 7 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] Please be truthful. a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? f) How could you improve? g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention!
Private_Ale Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 7 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? all the time. b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. nope c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). all types of minivans (people movers), and (not to be racist) hispanics, then drive with their low-rider pimp mobiles like they are the only ones on the road with their radios blasting. d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? people with cell phones in one hand and make-up in the other. e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? very. f) How could you improve? n/a g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? nope h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? for driving?, no i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! NEVER!!
Gabrielle Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 7 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? Sometimes I flip the bird. b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. No, I haven't. c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). People who gesticulate with both hands while they talk on the cell phone. d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? One that doesn't shower. e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? Somewhat. f) How could you improve? By being less of a defensive driver. g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? No. h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? No. i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! No, I didn't...pulls finger out of nose.
great1 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] a) yes b) yes c) drivers that don't know the difference between a merge sign and a stop sign. d) a reckless driver e) yes f) tone down a bit on the road rage g) no h) no i) no comment
Jack Klompus Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post Please be truthful. a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? Yes. Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. Not really, but I have already fronted people to do so. Punk ass bitch stayed in his car. But i don´t usually do that. It just drives me mad those people who have the inferiority complex and who would never disrespect you face to face because they are nothing but cowards, but do that behind the wheels and most importantly safe inside their lame ass cars. So this dude was calling me names. I was having the worst day ever and I told him to step out to a fight, I wasnt surprised when he didn´t. I know i did wrong because he could have a gun or something. But it was worthy as a proof to my theory of the brave bitch driver. Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). Women. Just kidding. People in general who won´t pick a lane and those who pick the fast one doing 40. Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? Blind people on dope. Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? Hell yea. Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post f) How could you improve? Say what?! Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? Yes, I was at this party. But it didn´t involve people I just wracked some girls parked car. Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? Nope, not to the cops no. But some snitch at this party got my license number and called this chick who owned the car to tell on me. And then her mother called me lmao. Turns out the chick´s cousin was playing drums in the same band I was in at the time. So yea I had to pay for the damage. I would not have left the scene if I wasnt so wasted though (I guess). When I woke up the next morning i was still wondering if I had wrecked somebody´s car or it was just a dream i just had had. But then I was quite sure when I had a fucked up bumper downstairs. lol. Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! opsy.
DandruffBGone Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? I occasionally stick out my tongue at older rednecks in huge trucks who make a fuss about nothing and need to take a CHILL PILL before they have a stroke. I am convinced that me sticking out my tongue will help them see the error of their ways. LOL b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. Yes, and no I won't describe.....I am too embarrassed to answer my own question. LOL. c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). Young studs with testesterone poisoning who think they own the fucking road. d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? Drunks (people on cellphones a close second). e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? On days I do not have PMS I am average, but I have some very bad habits. f) How could you improve? Quit driving like I am still in Europe. g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? No. h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? Yes. I passed an lady in a Volvo and she got my number. I got a call. i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! Ooops. Sorry. Got any Kleenex? Anyone? Edit: Someone from Manitoba in a big black escalade blasted his horn at me just yesterday, and I was a bit naughty.........I did it again just to make him crazy (and yes he did go crazy. LOL). If you are reading this Mr. Escalade.....fuck you and slow down. ps: http://dbg.agentstepp.com/wipeout.jpg
tgd_02 Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post Please be truthful. a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? f) How could you improve? g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! all the time yes u dont fucking yell at me cuz u driving a bmw fuck u punk bitch shit drivers-period women or men bitch that cant drive yes slow down lil dont get pissed as easy yes yes racing on highway idk
cai_gorgeous Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post Please be truthful. a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? YEs all the time.. b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. yeah.. i did he hit my car and he run.. i followed him and i punched his cunt face. c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). Jeepney drivers.. they swerv all the time.. they park like they own the road and they stop whenever and wherever they want.. and when they ht your car they just run away.. specially the bus drivers.. when they hit some they come back to make sure the person is dead-is cheaper.. All you need to pay is the cost of the funeral.. d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? my dad- he drives like a maniac.. my ex boyfriend specially when wer having an arguement while his driving.. my younger brother cause he drive very fast and he pulls the handbrake causing the car to slide and he tries to control the while it is drifting.. if i had a balls it wopuld be on my neck all the time.. e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? NOpe.. im as bad as my brother.. hes netter cause his a drag racr so he has more experience.. f) How could you improve? drive more.. g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? Never.. h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? NOpe.. i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! haha.. well didnt..
Big Ozzie Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] OKAY...My job requires that I am behind the wheel of my Wrecker between 1000-2000 miles a week, with the average being about 12-1300. I DO have some driving issues, so here goes...... Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post Please be truthful. a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? SOMETIMES, but I have also seen all the weapons that people carry in their cars so I try not to. I usually try to wave at them if they flip me off...that pisses them off worse! b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. YES...Just after a major cloud burst, I splashed a group of guys waiting under the shelter at a Bus Stop. I got caught at the red light 1/2 block away and one of those I splashed ran up to my car and put a knife in my throat. I grabbed his hand and stabbed him in the wrist, he screamed, dropped the knife and backed off. I went through the light and reported the incident to the Police. I found the knife a few days later where it fell between the drivers seat and the rocker panel. I still have it. c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). Those that weave in and out of traffic trying to get ahead, do not use their signals and cut out others. Those that sit in my blind spots. Those that yap on cell phones and talk with their hands. d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? A "Q-Tip"...that is what I call really old people with white hair! They drive the same way they SCREW!....SLOW and SLOPPY! e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? YES...I have been driving over 40 years. Have NEVER caused an accident and just received my 1st moving violation (speeding...11 mph over) this past summer. I am sure that I have driven over 1,000,000 miles and think that is a pretty good record! f) How could you improve? Work on my patience and Anger with other drivers. g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? YES....in an Ambulance! h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? DUNNO....Never heard about it or from the coppers if they did. i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! OKAY....Will you hold my BOOGER for me? http://www.artie.com/20030826/arg-nose-picker-blackbg-70-…
DandruffBGone Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote: Originally Posted by Big Ozzie View Post OKAY...My job requires that I am behind the wheel of my Wrecker between 1000-2000 miles a week, with the average being about 12-1300. I DO have some driving issues, so here goes...... "I got caught at the red light 1/2 block away and one of those I splashed ran up to my car and put a knife in my throat" That's scary.^^^
Big Ozzie Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 8 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post "I got caught at the red light 1/2 block away and one of those I splashed ran up to my car and put a knife in my throat" That's scary.^^^ Yeah, it was. I didn't even think about doing it, I just reacted. I was young when it happened too..before I went in the Army. When I got to the Police Station, I was all pale and shaking, I was so scared. Fear is what keeps you alive in times like that. Anyone who says that they are never afraid is a fool!
Clouds In The Sky Salvaged from Archive	Posted: 9 Feb 2007, 00:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] a) Do you make obscene gestures while driving? I've given the finger on occasion! hehe! b) Have you ever got into a confrontation (ie: stopped and got out of the car to confront someone). If so please describe. Nah... c) What kind of driver makes you most crazy. (Just saying "women" will not do). Why do some of us need to drive 20 km below the speed limit while the weather conditions are beautifully perfect? COME ON! d) What kind of driver do you dread sitting beside? Inattentive, neurotic drivers... e) Do you consider yourself a good driver? Indeed f) How could you improve? Well, stop on the multi-tasking maybe? lol... g) Have you ever left the scene of an accident? Nope, I've had the chance of never being in one! h) Has anyone ever taken your number and reported you to the cops? Neither! i) Did you notice I misspelled questionnaire? Just checking. You there at the back with the checked shirt. Yes you! Quit picking your nose and pay attention! Indeed I've noticed! Mouhahah!!