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The Joker
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Mar 2007, 03:33 · [Salvaged from Archive]
he mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey" |
Tho-MliASTER
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Mar 2007, 06:37 · [Salvaged from Archive]
lol, I remember that joke from ages ago! Been a while since I have heard it. |
Heero Valentine
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Mar 2007, 06:44 · [Salvaged from Archive]
numer one reason why parents shouldn't change the truth about certain words :1orglaugh: |
The Joker
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 Mar 2007, 23:42 · [Salvaged from Archive]
it is a great one tho!! |
cai_gorgeous
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 Mar 2007, 11:22 · [Salvaged from Archive]
numer one reason why parents shouldn't change the truth about certain words :1orglaugh:
yeap.. parent should explain things not lie to their young ones..:xyxthumbs::xyxthumbs: |
The Joker
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 10 Mar 2007, 16:37 · [Salvaged from Archive]
exactly why i think we should show them hardcore porn movies so there ready when they go out into this world! |
ecua613
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 11 Mar 2007, 20:15 · [Salvaged from Archive]
thx for posting. i never heard this one before |
ass pocketo
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 Mar 2007, 01:58 · [Salvaged from Archive]
i hate you jokerrr!!! ahggg!!! that thing made me laugh too hard while i was eating a bowl of very very spicy noodles T.T now i feel all that hotness steaming in my noseee xO!!!!! |
The Joker
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 Mar 2007, 03:13 · [Salvaged from Archive]
hahaha!!! sorry..i know what ya mean...i could help but laugh as well!! |
cai_gorgeous
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 13 Mar 2007, 01:29 · [Salvaged from Archive]
exactly why i think we should show them hardcore porn movies so there ready when they go out into this world! your nutts.. :eek7::eek7: |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 13 Mar 2007, 01:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Lame!!!!!!!!!! |
cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 13 Mar 2007, 09:59 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Lame!!!!!!!!!!
ditto! |
