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Tired Marine

1. GrimmancerSalvaged from archive22 Jan 2006, 08:09
   The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a knack for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window
2. sarge222Salvaged from archive22 Jan 2006, 12:32
   HAHAHAHA Damn right!
3. mazheSalvaged from archive27 May 2006, 00:24
   asshole
4. tgd_02Salvaged from archive27 May 2006, 02:31
   asshole betchu look and smell like one too! :lol: :lol:
5. babadiSalvaged from archive7 Jul 2006, 19:56
   lmao^

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