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  1. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive11 Apr 2006, 04:23
    Some cannibals capture three dudes. They say: Were gonna eat all your insides and were gonna use your skins for the fabric in umbrellas. You all get one last wish. The first guy asks for a quick painless death and they kill him in his sleep. Dude two asks for a pen and paper to write a farewell to his friends and family. Dude three says he wants a fork. The cannibals seem confused but they give him one. Suddenlt he sarts jabbing himself all over the place yelling "TO HELL WITH YOUR UMBRELLAS!!!"
  2. VanguardSalvaged from archive11 Apr 2006, 04:24
    I don't get it...
  3. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive11 Apr 2006, 04:29
    The skin will be an umbrella and if the umbrella has holes it useless.
  4. Ace1875Salvaged from archive11 Apr 2006, 04:44
    I don't get it... I thought the same had to go back and reread it from the begining...... lol
  5. VanguardSalvaged from archive11 Apr 2006, 04:49
    but still... he stabbed himself with a fork... I don't get it... and human skin umbrellas suck... when they go in the rain they just get really heavy from skin absorbing the mositure and then they would collapse... silly cannibals
  6. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive11 Apr 2006, 06:18
    I heard it on www.ajokeaday.com maybe I told it wrong....
  7. Ace1875Salvaged from archive11 Apr 2006, 17:08
    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

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