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15 things to do at walmart

1. __BLAK__Salvaged from archive6 May 2006, 21:14
   15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your girlfriend is taking her sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in housewares...and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
2. kittykatSalvaged from archive25 Jun 2006, 15:53
   he he Liked them, cool 8) :lol:
3. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive26 Jun 2006, 08:55
   Take over the place of the greeter. Throw random things out of top of dressing room. Just start laughing really hard in a big group of people. Liberate the lobsters. Make groaning sounds in dressing room ;) (my friend did this one) Go into a bathroom stall and when you hear people come in say: "It's all over me!" they'll most likely leave Walk around with a map saying things like: Wow this place is big... Hmm I wonder how to get to the music section from here Glue a quater to the floor watch people try to pick it up. Dance for the security cameras. Just start sining random songs using whatever as a microphone. really get into it dance, air guitar... Go to the fish section and say really loud: "Holy Crap! I found Nemo!" Pull up a chair and watch one of the movies they have on display. Take the Parental Warning Explicit Content stickers and put them on things like Hillary Duff and The Wiggles
4. babadiSalvaged from archive5 Jul 2006, 06:38
   LMAO Its ALL OVER ME!
5. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive11 Jul 2006, 23:09
   lmao

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