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Don't you like David Hasselhoff?

1. OverlordSalvaged from archive19 May 2006, 08:40
   http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/373/hasslehoff6ac.gif My avatar is perfect! Didn't he get voted as the sexiest man in the world in Europe a few years back? LOL
2. Snuff.Salvaged from archive19 May 2006, 13:05
   overlord: it is not funny. please for the love of god take down your avatar. i am disturbed. i seriously thought i'd seen it all, man. from half-naked obese men on space-hoppers to siberian hamsters fucking mice. but this...it's too much. it really is too much. i never counted myself as a homophobe ("just don't touch me" sort of deal), but this makes me question my liberality and tolerance of mankind. seriously man. please. take. the. avatar. down. i wouldn't mind if i could prevent my eyes drawing towards it...but dude: it's like brainwashing. one day hundreds of intelligent men will wake up to question their sexual orientation, and you will be responsible for the sudden dissonance between the procrastination of the intelligent and the dumb, and as there will be no one able to further prevent the lazy incestuous activities of the sub-par, the human genepool will recede into nothingness, until we will be scorned even by our simian brothers, who will procede to dominate the great cities of hte world: hanging from lamposts and screeching their ode to the heavens.
3. OverlordSalvaged from archive19 May 2006, 15:51
   David Hasslehoff has that effect upon me too.
4. That DudeSalvaged from archive19 May 2006, 18:39
   I love how, no matter how hard you try, that avatar makes people instantly turn their eyes to his crotch. It's awesome.
5. tgd_02Salvaged from archive22 May 2006, 20:44
   no
6. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive23 May 2006, 17:59
   David Hasslehoff sucks ass.
7. OverlordSalvaged from archive24 May 2006, 00:47
   David Hasslehoff sucks ass. Oh come on Rocker, I know your heart skipped a beat when his insanely manly hair chest showed up on your screen followed up by the crotch jump. We know. :wink:
8. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive25 May 2006, 15:09
   David Hasslehoff sucks ass. Oh come on Rocker, I know your heart skipped a beat when his insanely manly hair chest showed up on your screen followed up by the crotch jump. We know. :wink: Quit talking about HOW YOU fell about him. :wink: Now we absolutely know you're gay. :lol:
9. VanguardSalvaged from archive25 May 2006, 18:32
   Its hypnotic
10. Tho-MliASTERSalvaged from archive29 May 2006, 15:00
    Honestly I think he's over rated :? But that avater made me chuckle :lol:
11. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive29 May 2006, 15:58
    I showed it to my ol' lady thinkin' she might get wet where she pee's and I would get lucky 8) :wink: .................... No such luck, all she said was "Is that his Penis? What is a shame it is sooo Small!" :lol: :lol:
12. b4uizmeSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 18:31
    Have you seen him on the newest realty crap American's got talent? He does sux ass!
13. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive23 Jun 2006, 21:52
    I dunno in Germany lots of people think he's cool. I've only recently heard of him that he did Bay Watch. And he appeared in a cheesy Sponge Bob movie or somthing.... I didn't know people liked him.....
14. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 01:47
    I view him as being in the same boat as Bob Saget and co.
15. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive24 Jun 2006, 01:49
    http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/yousuck… Wasn't this dude on some TV show or somthing?
16. OverlordSalvaged from archive28 Jun 2006, 19:19
    http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/Rocker_Kid/yousuck… Wasn't this dude on some TV show or somthing? Oh Rocker you're soooo young! He was pretty big in the 80s. That's why its so funny to see him today.
17. Commando80Salvaged from archive28 Jun 2006, 21:37
    David hasslehoff is a judge on america's got talent.. he looks like an old fart to me..

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