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People you want to punch in the face (for no real reason)

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  1. Josh85Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    Any of you guys ever like.. just see a photo of someone.. or (more specifically) see someone's facebook and just like.. really.. really want to actually put time and effort into tracking the person down in real life and just punching them in the face as hard as you can? I had that feeling the other day. Got some facebook page linked to me someone wanting me to become a fan of this dude. He's like.. some sort of minor underground personality or something. In the goth scene around here. I just took one look at him, and some of the shit he'd written on his wall.. and really.. really.. REALLY wanted to visciously attack him for no reason. I think a headbutt would be perfect. Just go shake his hand.. be like, "You're that guy! You are so cool! Everyone was telling me i HAD to meet you".. .and then when he's smiling all smug like i'd just scream crazily and savagely headbutt him. Not once, not twice.. but maybe even try for three headbutts before he hits the ground. And then act as if i'm about to leave.. and then turn around and get a run up and like.. do a flying downward headbutt towards him.. i don't care if i miss and faceplant the ground.. it'd just be awesome if it landed. And then i'd leave. I suppose i'd have to be wary of all the 40 year old goth men and the fat goth chicks trying to cast spells on me or whatever it is they do. Maybe i should bring a wand and shout "EXPECTO PETRONUM" or some shit as i run out of the club. There are more reasons why i want to harm the person. But I don't want to go into too much detail just in case i actually do decide to go do it. It would be like a big undercover mission for a friday night. Dress as a goth. Infiltrate the goth club. Mingle. Wait for my moment.. then BAM BAM BAM BAM!>!?!?!? and run. Anyway in this thread: If you've ever seen someone and just really wanted to punch them in teh face. also you can't answer "HERR DERP WHEN I SAW UR PHOTO I JUST WANTED TO PUNCH U IN THE FACE JOSH DERP" because that's obvious and no-one likes an obvious person.
  2. Musicman58Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    yep. sometimes the christfags get on my nerves I'm listed as atheist, and they still send me invitations to their church and shit. NO I WON'T FUCKING GO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DELUSIONAL BULLSHIT. I also hate the people that friend me and never talk to me. like wtf bitch, u gonna use me to friendwhore? one day almost half my friend list became a fan of Hot topic. I nearly raged at their stupidity. I fucking hate hot topic, they were dead to me once they started marketing shit for little middleschool prostatots.
  3. JACKASS2010Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    nearly everyone i meet.
  4. silenthill22Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    Do Richard Simmons & Justin Bieber count?
  5. tgd_02Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    stop taking facebook so srsly josh
  6. Josh85Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by tgd_02 View Post stop taking facebook so srsly josh i'm not taking it seriously. i have seen photos of this person. And would dearly like to punch him in the face.
  7. loadrunnerSalvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    Hm, After a bad day, I hope to meet a jerk who shouts to me or tries to annoy me. But you never see those people when you need it, to get rid of some agression. (the feeling you almost want to break your own hand on someones face) They never show up in Bad days. Only in good days, and then I just ignore those assholes
  8. Echo1Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by silenthill22 View Post Do Richard Simmons & Justin Bieber count? this
  9. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    Post a pic of the goth guy. It depends on the face... For some reason when I see a face I can get a really good "vibe" from it and can usually tell if the face belongs to a good person or not. I always give the person a chance but I'm usually never wrong. Anyway, I'd like to punch John Stossel in the face... Look at that fucking smartass... http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/RhoniA/johnstosse…
  10. JACKASS2010Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    i want to punch rk in the cunt.
  11. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by JACKASS2010 View Post i want to punch rk in the cunt. I bet you do.
  12. JACKASS2010Salvaged from archive1 May 2010, 00:00
    yes very much. with my penis.

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