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1. YMBOTSSalvaged from archive
   http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre. Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large. The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate. And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation. Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country. "Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom." But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim. "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said. "From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. "With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."
2. boo_cockySalvaged from archive
   You're a bit obsessed with me, aren't you? You're spending your free time daydreaming about how big my penis is. Faggot.
3. YMBOTSSalvaged from archive
   I didn't see a denial there boo, I kinda feel sorry for ya, must be horrible having a third little finger.....
4. boo_cockySalvaged from archive
   Ok, this is a bit weird. I'm going to bow out of this...you can continue fantasizing about my penis on the other side of the planet in England.
5. YMBOTSSalvaged from archive
   okay lady bye bye....... *cough tinycock cough*
6. GodMattSalvaged from archive
   LMAO that's some shockingly obvious evidence. Glad I never had that problem, my condoms fit just fine. Perhaps it's the quality of the condoms made in India? Nah it's funnier to think that Indian men have small jammies hahahaha!
7. LiquidBlueSalvaged from archive
   those poor indian guys.....lawl
8. Ghandi's Mohawk.Salvaged from archive
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9. MontysDoubleSalvaged from archive
   Quote: Originally Posted by YMBOTS View Post http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm Quote: Originally Posted by Outsource Moderator Rajan View Post Story are not to be true. Maybe come from Onion type website to make humor. Not humor though. Nope, not humour unless the BBC has radically changed since I last checked... Quote: Rajan have been with many western women before become marry. Never have woman say Rajan have small penis for size. It's called 'politeness' or 'tact'. Quote: We used to have crazy fun at developer conference and heavy white nerd girls like for crazy time. So Rajan say fuck to you guys. Second thoughts, it's probably more like chunky nerdettes being grateful for any cock they can get. Quote: Originally Posted by LiquidBlue View Post those poor indian guys.....lawl Those poor Indian women. Infanticide, sati and they don't even get a proper stuffing... oh, the humanity. On the other hand, maybe Indian women aren't so unlucky in the bedroom department.
10. tgd_02Salvaged from archive
    L-M-A-O
11. Outsource Moderator RajanSalvaged from archive
    Story are not to be true. Maybe come from Onion type website to make humor. Not humor though. Rajan have been with many western women before become marry. Never have woman say Rajan have small penis for size. We used to have crazy fun at developer conference and heavy white nerd girls like for crazy time. So Rajan say fuck to you guys.
12. GodMattSalvaged from archive
    Quote: Originally Posted by Outsource Moderator Rajan View Post Story are not to be true. Maybe come from Onion type website to make humor. Not humor though. Rajan have been with many western women before become marry. Never have woman say Rajan have small penis for size. We used to have crazy fun at developer conference and heavy white nerd girls like for crazy time. So Rajan say fuck to you guys. Hahaha sorry Rajan don't get all defensive, it's all in good fun.
13. rubicksSalvaged from archive
    If all else fails http://www.naughty-niceties.com/shop/images/power_up_pump…

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