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  1. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive26 Jun 2006, 07:56
    A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump. "You son of a bitch" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor. "Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead."
  2. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive26 Jun 2006, 08:42
    Oh thats sick.
  3. KitRaeSalvaged from archive26 Jun 2006, 12:59
    Hahahahahahaaaa!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Hilarious :P :lol: :P
  4. SpleenSalvaged from archive26 Jun 2006, 14:48
    :lol:
  5. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive2 Jul 2006, 21:09
    HARHARHAR :lol: :lol: :lol: HEEHEEHEE :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. Ace1875Salvaged from archive3 Jul 2006, 03:34
    ROFLMAO Great one Oh thats sick. You know kiddo you had a smirk on your face when you read it.
  7. babadiSalvaged from archive7 Jul 2006, 19:30
    omg thats hilarious! :lol: :lol:
  8. tgd_02Salvaged from archive7 Jul 2006, 19:31
    R O F L ON A COPTER!
  9. sheing3003Salvaged from archive8 Jul 2006, 02:45
    SHXT!!! this is funny as hell! LOL!!!
  10. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive10 Jul 2006, 04:25
    ROFLMAO Great one Oh thats sick. You know kiddo you had a smirk on your face when you read it. I meant sick but in a funny way. :lol:
  11. verticalkillerSalvaged from archive14 Jul 2006, 01:57
    HAHAHA fucking hillarious.
  12. Clouds In The SkySalvaged from archive14 Jul 2006, 22:17
    Meh, I don't know... Didn't really find it all that funny hehe.

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