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  1. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 20:51
    You guys have any ideas?
  2. VanguardSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 20:55
    1) Him or Her? 2) What age? 3) What he/she do to you that you want revenge? 4) Emotionally, Physically, or Mentally revenge? 5) Long Lasting Scarring or Ha Ha Short Term Fun? 6) Death an option?
  3. tgd_02Salvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 20:59
    give her the aids
  4. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:00
    1) Him or Her? 2) What age? 3) What he/she do to you that you want revenge? 4) Emotionally, Physically, or Mentally revenge? 5) Long Lasting Scarring or Ha Ha Short Term Fun? 6) Death an option? 1) Her 2) 17 3) Betrayed me in a Very Bad Way and has thrown a party without our conscent, which attracted blood gushing skinheads and weirdos. She left shortly after our arrival leaving us stuck with a bunch of kids we didn't know. Try kicking people out of your house when you're high on shrooms lol. 4) Emotionally and Mentally. 5) Long lasting 6) Nah, I don't feel like getting charged over this.
  5. VanguardSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:02
    Uh, what did she do to you? Unless this has to do with the thing you were talking about before... and you don't wanna say, fine. Was the thing she did against you Emotionally, Physically, or Mentally?
  6. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:04
    Yeah it's the same thing... Emotionally, she pretty much wrecked my reputation and I lost a friend over it too while I was only trying to help her realize a couple of things.
  7. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:10
    I've already started by leaving a note on the fridge stating this: _her name here_, pick up after your nazi friends. By the way I'm out of here by the end of this month. But that isn't enough for me, I have to teach her a lesson.
  8. QuackersSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:44
    :( I wish I had Nazi friends. Try shaving her head bald.
  9. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:46
    Humm that might be a challenge lol... I need something that will scar her emotionally and for life.
  10. QuackersSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:50
    Thats not very nice isit? Forgive and forget ect... EDIT - And its not a challenge is she is phsyically restrained or drugged. :D
  11. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:54
    If you knew what she did...nah I'm not forgiving her. I've never held a grudge in my life but this time it's time I stand up for myself. It's time for me to raise a little hell.
  12. .:FIZZY:.Salvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:56
    hmm if she has locks on her door lock it and put liquid steel in there and leave an axe on the outside :D :D or better yet take her car put it on some jacks and slash her tires, then pour cement in them. with these high gas prices it will make her life hell :wink: :wink:
  13. VanguardSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:57
    If you knew what she did...nah I'm not forgiving her. I've never held a grudge in my life but this time it's time I stand up for myself. It's time for me to raise a little hell. Well, first and foremost, can you do the same thing that she did to you... to her?
  14. QuackersSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 21:57
    Im sure in 3 years time you will either look back and wonder why you wanted to hurt her so much. Or you will look back and regret what you did. But anyway, bottling someone can leave awful scar.
  15. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:00
    Nice... keep em' coming!
  16. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:01
    Im sure in 3 years time you will either look back and wonder why you wanted to hurt her so much. Or you will look back and regret what you did. But anyway, bottling someone can leave awful scar. That's the whole point. If you knew what happened you wouldn't say the same thing. But hey, you're not the victime here so you wouldn't be able to put yourself in my shoes hehe.
  17. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:02
    If you knew what she did...nah I'm not forgiving her. I've never held a grudge in my life but this time it's time I stand up for myself. It's time for me to raise a little hell. Well, first and foremost, can you do the same thing that she did to you... to her? Unfortunately I can't.
  18. VanguardSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:03
    If you knew what she did...nah I'm not forgiving her. I've never held a grudge in my life but this time it's time I stand up for myself. It's time for me to raise a little hell. Well, first and foremost, can you do the same thing that she did to you... to her? Unfortunately I can't. Well, I'm sure I'll think of something "pleasent" for her. Going to bed thou, have to wake up in 7 hours... :? Will post ideas then
  19. .:FIZZY:.Salvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:03
    Nice... keep em' coming! tar on her window? pudding in a ziplock bag left slightly open inside her pillowcase? dead rat inside her shoe? hmmm take all of her cd's put them in a stack and melt the sides together with a lighter? red kool-aid + water on her bedsheets so when she goes to lay down she wakes up with red stained skin on her legs?
  20. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:06
    Nice... keep em' coming! tar on her window? pudding in a ziplock bag left slightly open inside her pillowcase? dead rat inside her shoe? hmmm take all of her cd's put them in a stack and melt the sides together with a lighter? red kool-aid + water on her bedsheets so when she goes to lay down she wakes up with red stained skin on her legs? I fucking love you. :lol: I was actually thinking about pawning some of her stuff lol.
  21. .:FIZZY:.Salvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:08
    Nice... keep em' coming! tar on her window? pudding in a ziplock bag left slightly open inside her pillowcase? dead rat inside her shoe? hmmm take all of her cd's put them in a stack and melt the sides together with a lighter? red kool-aid + water on her bedsheets so when she goes to lay down she wakes up with red stained skin on her legs? I fucking love you. :lol: I was actually thinking about pawning some of her stuff lol. lol np alot of people love me :D im just good at revenge
  22. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:09
    You have any other ideas?
  23. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:14
    Shave her head while she is sleeping. :lol:
  24. .:FIZZY:.Salvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:14
    You have any other ideas? use the kool aid method again (if she has light colored carpeting and the door swings to the inside of the room) fill a bunch of cups with it dont dilute it alot set the cups up on the inside of the door and wath her horror when she opens the door and her carpeting is stained for months :D hmm fill a supersoaker with bleach and spray her clothing, pour a bunch of jugs of ammonia in her room n it will smell super bad forever, pour the trash all over the bed :D smells good dont it? lol
  25. andrexoteSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:16
    witchcraft maybe ??
  26. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:17
    You have just gave me a great idea....I'm going to mix bleach and the clothe detergeant....mouhahahahhaha
  27. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:17
    Put some laxatives in her drink. (works best in alcohol) :D
  28. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:19
    The good old laxative trick, that would be fun too :D
  29. andrexoteSalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:21
    only if u see her face while she's dumping :lol:
  30. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:28
    Hahahah!!! Really though I think me moving out with 10 days notice is revenge enough but damn would I ever love to make the little bitch suffer.
  31. .:FIZZY:.Salvaged from archive24 Jul 2006, 22:39
    You have just gave me a great idea....I'm going to mix bleach and the clothe detergeant....mouhahahahhaha glad i could help :lol:
  32. That DudeSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 01:45
    Mix her shampoo with Nair. That's the ultimate shame possible.
  33. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 05:28
    Put some laxatives in her drink. (works best in alcohol) :D The good old laxative trick, that would be fun too only if u see her face while she's dumping Laxatives are good in the office....most take time to work and you can watch the effect. But, most have a taste, so into the coffee they go! Great when you really hate your job and the people working there. You get to see everyone rushing to the head..... :shock: :? :x Clouds, as a Bartender, surely you must know what will happen if a few drops of MURINE Eye Drops end up in her drink. A public place is best.....I can almost guarantee she will not make it to the Restroom before messing her pants! :oops:
  34. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 05:37
    Mix her shampoo with Nair. That's the ultimate shame possible. If I may interject an opinion......Nair takes time to work, it must be left on for several minutes before rinsing. Putting it in a conditioner would work better, women usually leave conditioner in their hair at least 5 minutes. WARNING.......all of these products burn like hell if left on too long (especially sensitive areas) think about the eyes and what would happen if she were to get it in her eyes....then again, no eyelashes or eyebrows would be funny also! Just read the label first and be careful.....I'd hate to see anyone be blinded or lose their sight due to a prank.
  35. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 05:40
    You have just gave me a great idea....I'm going to mix bleach and the clothe detergeant....mouhahahahhaha glad i could help :lol: My ol' lady does that shit ALL THE TIME! You should see my Black T- shirts and jeans (and she tells me she loves me!)
  36. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 07:23
    dye in her shampoo perhaps? whipped cream in her shoe? hide her car keys? set her computer background to porn? right breakup notes from her bf? laxatives in her drink b4 an important event? such as a date? delete all the paid videos and music from her itunes? make long distance phone calls on her bill? poke holes in all her pants? HIDE THE TV REMOTE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: yeah, all small time things to do. but put them together and....
  37. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 07:25
    Now the wheels are spinning in the ol' noggin........I used to love getting revenge on people and am the type who will actually wait years to do so. WORD OF WARNING......Revenge can be costly for the person exacting same as well as the recipient. Make sure you know how far you want to go and are very sure of it....some revenge plots can turn around on you if you are not careful. I would hate to see you pick up crimminal charges, fines, possible incarceration or worse because someone did something that you needed to "pay them back" for. I ALSO BELIEVE in Karma......what comes around, goes around two fold, etc, etc. This girl will eventually have done to her what has been done to you....it is inevitable! SO HERE WE GO........EVIL OZZIE is Waking up! DOES SHE HAVE a newer car? New cars have a tight exhaust system....take a raw potato and shove it up the exhaust pipe (use a hammer handle or the handle of a large screwdriver). Use perhaps two or three to make a good seal. The car will start, drive a little ways......then stall because of the back pressure of fumes. After a few minutes, the car will start again.......drive a little distance (further in the country vs. city stop and go traffic) and stall again. Only a really good mechanic will find the problem! DOES THE CAR have hubcaps? Put a couple of small stones inside the hubcap so they bounce around when driving. The noise only can be heard when going slow......high speed causes centrifugal force and the stones will remain motionless in relations to the spinning wheel. PUT 1 GAL or 3-4 Litres of Kerosene in the gas tank......the car will smoke like a fog machine at a Rock Concert with out causing permanent damage. I would prefer to give you methods that will give you much pleasure watching her discomfort rather than hurting her physically or causing to much monetary cost. You can't post in Filecabi.net from the HOOSEGOW! Stand by..........more to come in later postings... muahahaHAHAHAHAhahahaha :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:
  38. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 07:42
    From the deviant mind of EVIL OZZIE: Gardening mail-order catalogs offer adds in the back where you can buy "beneficial" insects by the weight or thousands. For a few bucks, you can have bags of Lady Bugs, Praying Mantis and assorted other insects overnighted to you. Release same between her sheets or in her closet. Pet supply catalogs (especially Reptilian specialty) offer all kinds of meal worms, crickets and grasshoppers overnighted by mail. Or you can pay a little more and get them at the local bait shop. Night-crawlers and mealy worms (the ones people are forced to eat on TV Reality Dare shows) work wonders when someone puts their foot in a shoe or boot and squishes dozens of those little buggers. If they get out of the car, a cat or owl will get them quick outside because they are white. A dozen white mice to feed snakes should only cost about $15.00....dump them in her car....they will nest in the seats, chew up the wires and run around when she starts the car to go somewhere!
  39. Snuff.Salvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 07:46
    meh. Why not just go the whole hog and stick a python in her bed? :)
  40. tgd_02Salvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 09:38
    tip the cops off that she might be possesing shit have a blacklight or know of clubs and shit with blavklights?-there u go (hidden mesgs) have anger fits and accidently destroy her shit sign her up for beastiality porn laxatives-that is all uhh idk...
  41. Uh ohSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 10:21
    i was gonna post something but it honestly looks like big ozzie has all the best ideas. they're all practical and easy to accomplish, like i was gonna suggest leaving her a note that some of her family members had died while on vacation or some shit, but that might be a bit too emotionally cruel. ah it's up to you.
  42. longbobSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 10:29
    Shag her bf. That'll fuck her up. Longbob.
  43. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 11:06
    Shag her bf. That'll fuck her up. Longbob. lmfao :lol:
  44. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 13:37
    I was thinking about putting dog poop or fish oil in the shower head or painting all the shady corners and areas with eggs...lol the stench!
  45. OverlordSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 15:38
    I'm a big fan of ants in the car. Go online and by some live ants through the mail. Then put them in a big bag of french fries from McDonalds and plant them somewhere in her car at the end of the night so they can spread all night. This is a great way to seriously piss someone off. Especially if their car is dirty with crumbs and whatnot.
  46. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 16:21
    UPDATE: She moved out, yet her door is still locked so she musn't of moved everything as of yet. I just want back the keys to the place. I'm kinda scared to sleep there alone tonight :S
  47. AvalonerSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 16:24
    Isn't there a filecab member that can ....come over just in case...spooky house you know. :P
  48. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 16:26
    Thing is she's friends with some not so good people... I'm going to try to get one of my friends to sleep over tonight.
  49. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 17:23
    Thing is she's friends with some not so good people... I'm going to try to get one of my friends to sleep over tonight. I'll jump on my bicycle and head right up! (can't afford the gas ya know!) Should be there Tuesday morning at the latest! (If Ace doesn't run me over trying to get there first!)
  50. respeck27Salvaged from archive30 Jul 2006, 01:28
    Its probably way too late for this, but what the hell i have to say this just in case you need to get revenge on someone again. Why not steal her debit/credit card, or social security # and buy alot of shit for your new apartment while completely fucking up her credit history. HOLY SHIT thats like a win win situation. Long lasting revenge and new shit for you. Face it hair grows back, dye washes off, poop smell is easy to get rid of, and bad situations are easy to get over, but bad credit? That shit lasts FOR LIFE. This dude at work had his credit so fucked he got his car towed cuz he couldnt pay 32% intrest on a USED CAR. My parents just bought a new car and theit intrest rate is 2%, so you see how this fucks with your life. If you still got a chance, then go on a shopping spree. Seriously tho can you even hint at what this bitch did to you? cuz i wouldnt bee that pissed over a Nazi party. I mean it must have been major, like kill one of your family members, or fuck your boyfriend or something, cuz damn you were pissed. Anyways hope that helps. later
  51. Evil ConservativeSalvaged from archive30 Jul 2006, 02:46
    Its probably way too late for this, but what the hell i have to say this just in case you need to get revenge on someone again. Why not steal her debit/credit card, or social security # and buy alot of shit for your new apartment while completely fucking up her credit history. HOLY SHIT thats like a win win situation. Long lasting revenge and new shit for you. Face it hair grows back, dye washes off, poop smell is easy to get rid of, and bad situations are easy to get over, but bad credit? That shit lasts FOR LIFE. This dude at work had his credit so fucked he got his car towed cuz he couldnt pay 32% intrest on a USED CAR. My parents just bought a new car and theit intrest rate is 2%, so you see how this fucks with your life. If you still got a chance, then go on a shopping spree. Seriously tho can you even hint at what this bitch did to you? cuz i wouldnt bee that pissed over a Nazi party. I mean it must have been major, like kill one of your family members, or fuck your boyfriend or something, cuz damn you were pissed. Anyways hope that helps. later Yeah that's real good advice. :shock: :roll: I wouldn't think she wants to spend a good deal of time in jail for credit fraud.
  52. kratosSalvaged from archive30 Jul 2006, 08:01
    Did you ever get your revenge over her?
  53. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive3 Aug 2006, 18:48
    Nah she moved out before I could lol....Although I'm thinking Karma will do its thing.

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