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The Sergeant Major.

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  1. Commando80Salvaged from archive10 Aug 2006, 18:43
    A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
  2. AvalonerSalvaged from archive10 Aug 2006, 19:33
    ahh good old army time jokes.
  3. tgd_02Salvaged from archive10 Aug 2006, 19:55
    ROFLMYCOPTERS
  4. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive10 Aug 2006, 19:58
    haha clever sgt major :P
  5. babadiSalvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 22:34
    ok i know when someones been to hahahahahaha lol
  6. Commando80Salvaged from archive11 Aug 2006, 23:42
    :lol: Busted! <.<
  7. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive14 Aug 2006, 06:29
    meh hahahahahaha most likely saw it on another site and ripped it so no harm done :)
  8. Ace1875Salvaged from archive14 Aug 2006, 06:39
    hehe http://stripers247.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif
  9. Commando80Salvaged from archive15 Aug 2006, 23:10
    3 cheers/boos for hahahahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

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