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  1. Ace1875Salvaged from archive6 Sept 2006, 07:20
    A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want to buy a round for every in the bar, and serve one up for yourself bartender." After the bartender serves all the drinks and has one himself he says, "that will be $612.00". The man replies, "sorry, I don't have any money". So the bartender takes him out back and beats him up. The next night the same guy comes in and says, "I want to buy a drink for the whole bar, and serve one up for yourself bartender". Well, the bartender is thinking there is no way this guy is dumb enough to do it two nights in a row so he serves up the drinks and has one himself. He then says, "that will be $708.00" to which the man replies, "sorry, I have no money". Well the furious bartender takes the guy out back and really beats the guy up bad. The third night the man comes back to the bar and the bartender is thinking that there is no way he is dumb enough to pull the same thing three nights in a row. The man says to the bartender, "bartender I want to buy a round for the whole bar". Curious, the bartender asks, "aren't you going to buy me a drink?", and the man replies "no, you get mean when you drink!"
  2. Ace1875Salvaged from archive6 Sept 2006, 07:22
    SERMONS HAVE MEANING --- Hymn #365 A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River." Smile, life is too short not to!!

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