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  1. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 08:03
    After completly fucking up my french exams and lessons afew years back (often on purpose, the language really fucks me off), I find myself back in a french class, this time as part of my business course learning 'business french'. Not much has changed, the language is still infuriatingly shite, its unnersarsy complicated, the accent pisses me off and I find myself thinking 'whats the fucking point in learning, everyone speaks english anyway, and if they dont they bloody well should' its the most widely spoken language in the world, the majority of europe are somewhat profient in it ffs, theres absolutly no point learning french. It just pisses me off, and not only me, my whole class aint to chuffed about learning it again. (especially this thai guy who has been speaking english for less than a year, and now needs to learn french, from english...) I find myself going 'eh' and 'wtf' :? everytime im asked a question in this annoying and pointless language. So fuck the french language, and fuck the frogs for inventing it. Learn fucking english instead, like the rest of the civilised world!
  2. Cymru am bythSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 08:17
    i went through school without having any french lessons, then when i decided i wanted to go to catering college i had to have french lessons as most of the dishes we prepared where classic french cuisine, didn't learn much about the language but i can speak basic kitchen french and after working with a few french chef know some useful swear works and insults such as allez baiser un porc vous morceau sans valeur de pédophile de merde. p.s. i don't recommend saying this to your french teacher
  3. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 08:29
    Pedophile is pretty straight forward and im pretty sure merde is murder, but theres not a chance of me remember or pronoucing any of that right.
  4. Cymru am bythSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 08:46
    merde is shit, copy and paste is into http://babelfish.altavista.com/translate.dyn
  5. tgd_02Salvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 09:45
    yea it is
  6. tim2xSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 10:57
    Here in Canada, French was made our second official language, in Ontario it is mandatory in public school from grade 5 onward, a credit or two required to graduate from high school. Our federal and provincial govt. are required to offer services in both languages. The absolute worst thing is that Quebec, the French province, has been trying to separate for decades, and we spend millions mollifying them. Cloud in the Sky is living in the only "official" bi-lingual province in Canada. It's really fun being an anglophone there!
  7. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 11:16
    I imagine the threat of violence is enough to shut up the quebec lot? If they're anything like the frogs in europe that is.
  8. SmashmouthSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 11:20
    I imagine the threat of violence is enough to shut up the quebec lot? If they're anything like the frogs in europe that is. Does Quebec even have an army to retreat? There's an old saying in the British Army: In battle make sure you are: (i) In front of the French so they don't get in your way when they run off; and (ii) Behind the Americans so they can't shoot you in the back.
  9. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 11:33
    Dunno, but I wasnt refering to an army as such.
  10. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 11:53
    Stop bitching. If you're not intelligent enough to learn french it's not our problem. By the way merde is shit.
  11. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 12:06
    The fight room is for bitching though. Theres a differnce between not having the inteligence to learn french and hating the language.
  12. That DudeSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 12:20
    I imagine the threat of violence is enough to shut up the quebec lot? If they're anything like the frogs in europe that is. Does Quebec even have an army to retreat? There's an old saying in the British Army: In battle make sure you are: (i) In front of the French so they don't get in your way when they run off; and (ii) Behind the Americans so they can't shoot you in the back. We're still capable of throwing a grenade or two backwards just to keep you guys on your toes though. :wink:
  13. SmashmouthSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 12:45
    I imagine the threat of violence is enough to shut up the quebec lot? If they're anything like the frogs in europe that is. Does Quebec even have an army to retreat? There's an old saying in the British Army: In battle make sure you are: (i) In front of the French so they don't get in your way when they run off; and (ii) Behind the Americans so they can't shoot you in the back. We're still capable of throwing a grenade or two backwards just to keep you guys on your toes though. :wink: Hopefully you'd throw it far enough backwards to hit the homeward-bound French though! :lol:
  14. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 12:50
    "The fight room is for bitching though." The "Fight Room" is for EITHER: http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/armee… OR http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1106.gifhttp://www.websm… NOT http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese088.gif !!!! "Theres a differnce between not having the inteligence to learn french and hating the language." The only reason to hate ANY language is because of the difficulty in using or learning it. Difficulty in learning a language goes hand in hand with either not having the intelligence to learn or being LAZY and not taking the necessary steps to learn a new Language (practice and study). NOT having a desire to LEARN a Language has nothing to do with the level of difficulty.
  15. tgd_02Salvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 12:51
    thats why my ass took spanish in HS
  16. SmashmouthSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 12:55
    Very well put Ozzie old bean. Perhaps T Rex just dislikes the French? Face it, it isn't hard. Smashmouth knows many who are learning the language of a people for whom they have little time, but don't let this affect their actual learnng of the language. Open your mind T Rex! :wink:
  17. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 13:11
    Very well put Ozzie old bean. Perhaps T Rex just dislikes the French? Face it, it isn't hard. Smashmouth knows many who are learning the language of a people for whom they have little time, but don't let this affect their actual learnng of the language. Open your mind T Rex! :wink: Smashmouth IS very OBSERVANT and ASTUTE! By his own admission in previous posts, T-Rex cares about no one but himself! Which would sadden BIG Ozzie if he were a caring man. For the young man who is known as T-Rex is very intelligent judging by some of his posts. But he would rather put his intelligence toward creating negative posts than informative or witty ones that perhaps would be beneficial to those around him.
  18. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 14:22
    No, having a dislike of the language makes me less inclined to bother learning, and the reason I hated learning it was because I was forced into it and had no interest in learning it when I was 11. I hated my first french teacher (who was a frog) which probably played a big role in my hated of the language aswell. Ive never bothered in subjects that I dont like, and got below average grades in maths, history, computing ect aswell. Funny enough I had no dislike for the french until I was forced to learn their language, something I have no interest in, which I hated, and therefore hated the french. Nowdays I no longer hate the french, just the language. I do some non serious ribbing of the french from time to time though. Oz: lol, I dont care for no one but myself. I find myself very selfish when it comes to people I dont know though. I care a great deal about friends and family though. EDIT - Post is stangly worded due to several edits.
  19. Snuff.Salvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 14:49
    I find myself thinking 'whats the fucking point in learning, everyone speaks english anyway, and if they dont they bloody well should' its the most widely spoken language in the world, the majority of europe are somewhat profient in it ffs, theres absolutly no point learning french. That's great if you want to be labelled as another arrogant English cunt at any festival or holiday you go to on the continent. :wink:
  20. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 14:59
    Rather that than waste my time learning languages I have no iterest in.
  21. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 15:06
    You might want to take interest in your own language at least... iterest :roll:
  22. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 15:22
    You might want to take interest in your own language at least... iterest :roll: hehehehehe...............whoofaaaaa!http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/sonst…
  23. Commando80Salvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 15:23
    You might want to take interest in your own language at least... iterest :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  24. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 16:06
    :lol: ...I never liked english either.
  25. SmashmouthSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 16:08
    :lol: ...I never liked english either. Never stopped you from acquiring it though...
  26. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 16:18
    No... I didnt like english lessons cos of all the pointless shite like shakespear and poety.
  27. Cymru am bythSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 18:11
    you think french is bad, try learning welsh :? , it's compulsory in all schools in wales, even immigrants have to learn it
  28. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 18:14
    Like I need another reason to dislike the welsh...
  29. Cymru am bythSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 18:18
    lol you're only jelious cos i've seen floyd live and you haven't :lol:
  30. QuackersSalvaged from archive12 Sept 2006, 18:27
    :cry: I have seen Waters live tho... with Mason. :cry: Go fuck a sheep. :cry:
  31. mazheSalvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 16:27
    pfff, i'm french and i learned english, spanish and now, italian... , so i can learn 4 languages, and you... only one... you are very great guys... why, when a englishman tourist comes in Italy (for exemple) , the Italian must speak english, why not the englishman speak Italian, or try speak Italian?? hum... it's illogical and anormal... so... you must learn differents languages for travel in the world... :?: :?: :?: :?: allez baiser un porc vous morceau sans valeur de pédophile de merde. :?: :?: :?: :?: this sentence is very badly make
  32. QuackersSalvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 17:44
    why, when a englishman tourist comes in Italy (for exemple) , the Italian must speak english, why not the englishman speak Italian, or try speak Italian?? hum... it's illogical and anormal... so... you must learn differents languages for travel in the world... Thing is, english is the dominate language in the world. Its the leading language in science, communications, technology and most importantly all international media, and all american films, which are dominate in the film industry. This website is in english for example, so everyone who uses it must learn english. Because english is the most used language in the world, theres no logic in me bothering to learn other languages imo, unless im planning on spending along time abroad.
  33. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 18:40
    pfff, i'm french and i learned english, spanish and now, italian... , so i can learn 4 languages, and you... only one... you are very great guys... why, when a englishman tourist comes in Italy (for exemple) , the Italian must speak english, why not the englishman speak Italian, or try speak Italian?? hum... it's illogical and anormal... so... you must learn differents languages for travel in the world... :?: :?: :?: :?: allez baiser un porc vous morceau sans valeur de pédophile de merde. :?: :?: :?: :?: this sentence is very badly make J'comprends exactement ton point de vue. malgré qu' il faudrait peut-être que tu réalises que la langue anglaise est désormais la langue universelle. Changement de propos, tu critiques le français de T.Rex mais ton anglais fait un peu pitié toi aussi. Si tu veux tu peux m'écrire en privé et je t'aiderai a corriger tes fautes ;)
  34. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 18:45
    why, when a englishman tourist comes in Italy (for exemple) , the Italian must speak english, why not the englishman speak Italian, or try speak Italian?? hum... it's illogical and anormal... so... you must learn differents languages for travel in the world... Thing is, english is the dominate language in the world. Its the leading language in science, communications, technology and most importantly all international media, and all american films, which are dominate in the film industry. This website is in english for example, so everyone who uses it must learn english. Because english is the most used language in the world, theres no logic in me bothering to learn other languages imo, unless im planning on spending along time abroad. I sincerely hope you'll change your mind someday. Learning a different language allows you to communicate with a greater part of the world, and by that; you get the opportunity to learn about different cultures and ways of life...
  35. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 18:49
    I would actually like to learn French.
  36. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 21:34
    Hey I can give you guys lessons just send a check my way and I'll be more than glad to enlighten you on the beautiful language that is french! Woot!
  37. tgd_02Salvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 21:47
    im just a boy playing the suicide king YEA
  38. DrazSalvaged from archive14 Sept 2006, 21:52
    stop crying you punk bitch
  39. ozarkSalvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 00:56
    The only two good things to come out of France are Alizee and Mylene Farmer. Why would anyone want to visit France anymore? The GD Muslims have taken over that country and their President is a puss ass who has close ties to Iran. The young people are such horrible workers that the companies over there don't want to hire them permenently. In France,,once your hired on full-time, it's impossible to get rid of a lazy worker. So what's the point of learning a dying language? Also, the French are the only country in the world that people hate more then Americans.
  40. Snuff.Salvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 04:06
    Why would anyone want to visit France anymore? The GD Muslims have taken over that country and their President is a puss ass who has close ties to Iran. Oil. :P Your media only spins it that way because of the planned Oil Bourse. :P Be careful with these statements. As to the "Muslims taking over": No. Just no. They have a 5% average ethnic minority in relation to the population of France, of that 5% SOME will be Muslims. :D Go figure. If you made that statement due to the recent riots, you're obviously lacking in the understanding of France's abysmal integration policy that has lead to vast stretches of Ghettos for Morrocans, Africans etc. and indeed Muslims. The young people are such horrible workers that the companies over there don't want to hire them permenently. In France,,once your hired on full-time, it's impossible to get rid of a lazy worker. The last time this came up in the international media it was because the French government is CHANGING this. It sounds like whatever report you were reading just bounced off a few loose synapses and then fizzled out into the indeterminable darkness of ignorance. :roll:
  41. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 08:19
    Ignorance my friend just plain and simple. A lot of people rather assume than take time to research something...LAZINESS.
  42. AvalonerSalvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 08:54
    I don't like french, its hard to learn, to many verbs and just a few people speak it, so its no need to learn it, got it three years and jsut wasted my time.
  43. ozarkSalvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 13:01
    Seems like England has too many Muslims to. Europe is being invaded by these people and changing the landscape of the "old" beautiful European countries. Yes, I'm ignorant ...but I'd rather have the Muslims stay in Muslim countries and not immigrate to Western countries and bring their Muslim culture and crazy ideals. They don't assimulate into the countries they move to. The Aussies seem to be the only country that's stepping up to the plate...the Australians seem to be fighting to keep their country intact. France and China have a lot invested in Iran...that's why they don't go along with any sanctions. They have a 5% average ethnic minority in That may as well be...but the Muslims sure do cause a ruckus for being such a small percent. the French government is CHANGING this The last I heard they wanted to change this but the French people protested. They like their Socialism there...nothing like having a silver spoon throughout your life w/o working for it.
  44. QuackersSalvaged from archive18 Sept 2006, 16:14
    Yes, muslims are the scum of the universe, every single one has a fucking bomb stuffed up their towel thingy. Whats worse than that is fucking niggers, disease spreading mongrels. Shoot half of them, and use the rest as slaves and pets. Every white family should have a nigger as a pet chained up in the garden. SPOT THE SARCASM!
  45. KAMS84Salvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 04:22
    VA TE FAIRE ENCULER T.REX T'EST Q'UN GROS FILS DE PUTE (je suis sur que tu vas essayer de traduire) FUCK ENGLISH RACIST
  46. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 07:03
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  47. shawmuttSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 07:33
    Rock on Ace, rock on. If it weren't for the French we'd be speaking...uh...English (but the King's English! No "colors" for us)...ok, on to the French Indian war-- If it weren't for the French we'd be speaking Cherokee!!! Ugh...no more gin at 8 for me...
  48. longbobSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 08:42
    Rock on Ace, rock on. If it weren't for the French we'd be speaking...uh...English (but the King's English! No "colors" for us)...ok, on to the French Indian war-- If it weren't for the French we'd be speaking Cherokee!!! Ugh...no more gin at 8 for me... Hey Shawey I haven't had a drink since Friday but after reading your posts you've planted that seed and tonight I shall be merry :D (I was going to have a few scoops anyway ;)) Longbob.
  49. QuackersSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 09:03
    Yes, muslims are the scum of the universe, every single one has a fucking bomb stuffed up their towel thingy. Whats worse than that is fucking niggers, disease spreading mongrels. Shoot half of them, and use the rest as slaves and pets. Every white family should have a nigger as a pet chained up in the garden. SPOT THE SARCASM! LMAO.... If they tell me that i had 5minutes to die and was asked "What is your last request?" I would wish to see you get shot in the fucking head and That Video posted all over the internet with a label stating "One More Arrogant, Self Centered, Selfish Bastard Who Cared About No One But Himself, Got What He Deserved". Would you finger your arse whilst watching it?
  50. QuackersSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 11:44
    Awww, I mean that much to you? Its like ive personally offended you or something.
  51. tgd_02Salvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 11:48
    tools

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