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Fate of deleted characters

1. AvalonerSalvaged from archive18 Sept 2006, 00:20
   Where do Charakters go, when I hit my delete key or delete files? Answer, depending on the Group you ask, Catholic Church:The nice characters go up to heaven, where they are bathed in the light of Happines.The naugthy characters are punished for there sins. Naugthy characters are those involved in the creation of bad words, like "sex", "breats" and "contraception". The buddhists:if a character has lived rightly, and its Karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny Characters above the numbers on your Keyoard will become Numbers, numbers will become letters and lower-case letters will become upper-case. The 20-centruy nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlinded, etc. It's all the same. Mac User: All Characters written on a PC and then deleted go straight to PC Hell, if you are using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you are in PC Hell also. Stephen King:Everytime you hit the delete Key you unleash a tiny Monster, which will tear the unsuspecting characters to shreds, drink their blood, then eats them, bones and all. MUAHAHAHA IBM:The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a Life PETA: You've been DELETING THEM????? Can't you hear them SCREAMING? WHY don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS, while wearing a MINK, YOU PIG !!!!
2. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive18 Sept 2006, 00:47
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3. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive18 Sept 2006, 00:54
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4. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive18 Sept 2006, 18:02
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5. ShilohSalvaged from archive18 Sept 2006, 18:10
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6. AvalonerSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 10:29
   I see you don't understand it, well aww bad that I can't call names here.....just let me say this...you aren't smart enough.
7. Ace1875Salvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 10:30
   where r u rocker kiddo?
8. tgd_02Salvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 16:50
   que?
9. ThanatosSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 18:23
   Qu'est que sez?
10. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 21:32
    No, I get it. It's just not funny.
11. AvalonerSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 23:41
    a sure lets laugh about the "whoohaahah look at welsh fuck sheeps"-jokes but some poking at real things nah thats not funny....sure well atleast I found the peta thing funny....sheesh people only want jokes that jump right in their face without thinking? But well you are americans don't blame you hu?
12. Clouds In The SkySalvaged from archive20 Sept 2006, 18:48
    I belive people don't percieve it as being funny because there isn't any shock value to it...there's no "punch line" to it. As for me I thought of it as being cute.
13. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive21 Sept 2006, 00:58
    a sure lets laugh about the "whoohaahah look at welsh fuck sheeps"-jokes but some poking at real things nah thats not funny....sure well atleast I found the peta thing funny....sheesh people only want jokes that jump right in their face without thinking? But well you are americans don't blame you hu? Aren't the Welsh real?
14. shawmuttSalvaged from archive21 Sept 2006, 01:03
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15. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive21 Sept 2006, 10:59
    a sure lets laugh about the "whoohaahah look at welsh fuck sheeps"-jokes but some poking at real things nah thats not funny....sure well atleast I found the peta thing funny....sheesh people only want jokes that jump right in their face without thinking? But well you are americans don't blame you hu? i understood it but it didn't make me laugh and i definately not american, but then we all know what they say about the german sense of humour............ non existant
16. AvalonerSalvaged from archive21 Sept 2006, 13:46
    bad that this isn't my own creation, I just copied it out somewhere, so yeah maybe you all just got that simpel humor, where you don't need to think just PUNCH LINE and HAHAH oh yeah..simpel humor ...

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