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- tim2xSalvaged from archive19 Sept 2006, 21:16This biker goes out for a weekend run with his buddies, and tells his wife he'll be home late Sunday. His wife decided she wanted to have a young studly for the weekened. Well it ended up being bad weather, so the husband came home early. The only notice the wife got was hearing the bike come up the street. She grabs a bag of flour, completely coats the guy, stands him outside the bedroom door, and says that he should pretend to be a statue, and not move. Her husband comes in, mentions the weather, and also that he's horny, lets have some fun. On the way to the bedroom, he looks at the guy in flour, and ask what it is. "Oh," says the wife, the Jones's got a statue last week, so I got one to keep up." The guy kinda goes unhuh, takes his wife in the bedroom, and has a good time for a couple of hours. Afterwards, making sure she's asleep, he goes down to the kitchen, makes a big ass sandwich, and grabs a beer, then heads back to the bedroom. He gets in front of the new statue, and says- " Here man, I stood at the Jones's for 2 days, and no one so much as gave me a glass of water. "
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