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1. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive29 Sept 2006, 23:21
   Got this one from "Homeless Comic" from "the Lex and Terry Show" on the local new-rock station this morning. Well they send out a DJ and he rounds up some homeless people and they introduce themselves and tell a joke. Best joke gets $100. Crazy little duck walks into a bar. He sits down and says to the bar tender "Hey, man you got any crackers?" The bar tender says: "No this is a bar all we serve is drinks." "Ok" The duck says and walks out The next day the duck comes back and sits down and says to the bar tender "Got any crackers?" The bar tender, a little inpatient, says: "No we don't got any crakcers hit the road." The third day the duck comes back sits down on the bar stool and says again "Have some crackers?" The bar tender says: "No! If I see you in here again I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar!" The fourth day the duck come in and says to the bar tender "Got any nails?" The bar tender looks at him funny and says "No... no nails" The ducks says: "Thank goodness! Can I have some crackers?"
2. D3F!L3RSalvaged from archive30 Sept 2006, 00:19
   Why did the duck cross the road? Richard M. Nixon replied: "The duck did not cross the road. I repeat, the duck did NOT cross the road." Freud replied: "The fact that we are at all concerned that the duck crossed the road reveals we're underlying sexual insecurity."
3. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive30 Sept 2006, 01:01
   Why did the duck cross the road? Richard M. Nixon replied: "The duck did not cross the road. I repeat, the duck did NOT cross the road." Freud replied: "The fact that we are at all concerned that the duck crossed the road reveals we're underlying sexual insecurity." lol Frued. Thought of the subcontious and dream interpretation. One of my favorite psycologists. But isn't it the CHICKEN who crossed the road? :?:
4. D3F!L3RSalvaged from archive30 Sept 2006, 13:27
   Yes, it clearly is the chicken as this wonderful GIF shows us http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e400/Arukas52/GIFs/Misc… but since the Thread was entitled "Duck", I found it appropriate to change the original a bit. As for Freud, I can't get enough of him lol
5. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive1 Oct 2006, 15:52
   Yeah Frued. Awseom psycologist.
6. ThanatosSalvaged from archive4 Oct 2006, 23:18
   Seriously outdated and barely recognised as a psychological perspective these days, though his couch therapy style is sometimes adopted by behavioural psychologists...
7. ColziSalvaged from archive5 Oct 2006, 00:23
   hysterics (Duck!)
8. Rocker KidSalvaged from archive5 Oct 2006, 01:28
   Seriously outdated and barely recognised as a psychological perspective these days, though his couch therapy style is sometimes adopted by behavioural psychologists... Frued's pretty popular, man his research of the subcontious and dream interpretation are amazing. Out dated? Oh no. I believe in the sub-contous always have just never had a name for it until I took psycology this year :lol:

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