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tim2xSalvaged from archive12 Oct 2006, 17:06
A man is driving down the road, doing about 90 km in an 80 zone. A cop pulls up behind him, and flips on his lights. The guy speeds up to 100. The cop keeps up. They goes to 110. The cop keeps up. This carries on up to 150 KM per hour, till the guy finally decides to pull over. The cop comes storming up to the guy, fuming, and screams" ARE you out of your fucking mind? You're supposed to pull over when I flip my lights on, not speed up!" The guy replies " Sorry officer, but my wife left me for a cop last week, and I though you were him bringing her back!" A husband and wife are on a trip, and the wife turns to the husband, saying, " I want a divorce." He glances at her, and speeds up. She then says, " I want half of everything, you are going to have to sell your boat, your motorcycle, and the other car." He glances at her and speeds up the car a bit faster, to 120 kmh. She then says " I've also been having an affair." He speeds up to 130. She then says " The affair is with your brother". He speeds up the car to 140, and starts veering to the right, slowly, and their is a one lane bridge ahead with solid steel and cement railings. She says" Aren't you going to say anything?" He glances at her and says " Yep. There's no passenger side air bag."

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