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Funny Bumper stickers....

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  1. HypotheticalSalvaged from archive20 Oct 2006, 08:33
    And yet some more... Retired..no job, no boss, no stress, no paycheck. I'm always in trouble, but it's so much fun. Gone fishing, be back after the hangover wears off. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. If man evolved from apes, why are thier still apes? ( Two bumper stickers seen on one car) Honk if you love Jesus....Honk if you're horny. It's a car, not a phone booth. My other car looks just like this one, but with less rust. Sorry, my Ferrari is in the shop. Horn blows, does the Driver? Hmmm, 80 miles an hour, or leave home 5 minutes earlier? You do know that Stop signs with a white border are optional, don't you officer? Don't blame me, I voted for Nader. If you didn't vote, Shut up. I go from 0 to psychopath with a gun in 2.2 seconds. God must love stupid people, he made so many of them. If it's not your life, get your nose out of it. My boss suffers from chronic CrainialRectalInversion disorder. Why is coveting thy nieghbors goods a sin? Isn't that the basis of Capitolism?
  2. Commando80Salvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 17:36
    I didnt look at them all but heres one I know.. Jesus loves you.. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole! :lol:
  3. Ace1875Salvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 17:44
    Got it Off eBay... The ultimate revenge Bumper Stickers :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: MUHAHAHA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/1334/web4cbi8.jpg :twisted:
  4. tgd_02Salvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 18:25
    knew it ace not only that u cant hack ur a home, kkk loving cunting faggot.. bet thje amg would certainly look nice in em!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  5. Ace1875Salvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 18:28
    ^^ Its Sunday Fool Ofcourse i'm at home.
  6. tgd_02Salvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 18:34
    ^^ Its Sunday Fool Ofcourse i'm at home. the HELL does that have to do with ANYTHING
  7. Ace1875Salvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 18:42
    knew it ace not only that u cant hack ur a home, kkk loving cunting faggot.. bet thje amg would certainly look nice in em!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats all i understood from the mumbo jumbo. :(
  8. tgd_02Salvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 18:50
    ace- go to bed child, try not to injure another hand :lol:
  9. loadrunnerSalvaged from archive22 Oct 2006, 21:03
    My bumper stickers. [I have new Brakes]
  10. Commando80Salvaged from archive26 Oct 2006, 21:28
    Still lookin for the "Jesus loves you, Everyones else thinks you're an Asshole" Bumpersticker :)

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