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why are women crazy?

1. bob the fishSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   seriously... i've got a splitting headache because of an angsty heartbroken woman on one side (who's staying here for another night, and thsly i'm padlocking my doors), a vengeful bitch whom i have no relationship (not even a friendship) with who puts the fear of god into any woman that even thinks of saying hello to me, a third that thinks i'm gay because i can do interior decorating (not because i worked in a home decor store for 4 years) a fourth that is happy and sunshiney beautiful in a saccarine sweet way that could peel paint ff the walls, and a nosy landlord that'll do anything she can to get me laid, and a sister who tries setting me up with underage teens.... women are fucking INSANE dudes... why the hell is that?
2. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   penis envy
3. bob the fishSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   dude... my sister has often admitted to wishing she had a cock on numerous occasions.. and the funny thing is i'm being serious...
4. Clouds In The SkySalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   Well why wouldn't we? You're almost assured to obtain an orgasm even though your partner sucks at doing whatever she's doing. As for us, if you guys suck. We're fucked. EDIT: Oh, and as for women being all crazy, you guys give us a reason for going out of our minds. So quit bitching :lol:
5. bob the fishSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   Quote: Originally Posted by Clouds In The Sky Well why wouldn't we? You're almost assured to obtain an orgasm even though your partner sucks at doing whatever she's doing. As for us, if you guys suck. We're fucked. EDIT: Oh, and as for women being all crazy, you guys give us a reason for going out of our minds. So quit bitching :lol: actually, if she sucks (or perhaps because she refuses to suck), we go limp... and then get laughed at for being impotent instead of being unaroused. EDIT: and some of youwomen are into strnage assed shit. like the one girl i dated (for two years, don't ask) got off to rape fantasies, (i refused to act at least this particular one out). Another one into peeling duct tape off of my body. (OUCH!) no i'm willing to go to some extreme lengths to please a woman, but even i got limits. not exactly a great situation. and what reason exactly do we give for you to go out of your minds?
6. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   Methinks it's our nature that drives em crazy. We're animals :twisted:
7. Clouds In The SkySalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   You've just entered a world of "Where do I begin"? :lol: For the same reasons you've stated above... Just a differenciation of values and morals...
8. bob the fishSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   maybe.... O.o
9. tgd_02Salvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
   fuck bitches
10. bob the fishSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Clouds In The Sky You've just entered a world of "Where do I begin"? :lol: For the same reasons you've stated above... Just a differenciation of values and morals... :shock: who told you i have morals?
11. Clouds In The SkySalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
    Meh, it was by pure assumption that I've made that very remark. Care to elaborate why you possibly woudn't have any? :P
12. jabaSalvaged from archive31 Oct 2006, 00:00
    Bob my thoughts are with you. Try these in sequence. option 1 http://www.montegonet.com/images/Headphones.jpg option2 http://www.sleeping-disorders-sleep-better.info/pills.jpg option 3 http://www.huachuca.org/huachuca/images/246-revolver.jpg Women......bless em.

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