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25 Signs That Prove - "You've Grown Up"

1. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 13:52
   read this and thought it was nice to post it.. delete this if already posted 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can''t smoke any of them. 2. Fooling around in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. Now you're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling dirty jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
2. Heero ValentineSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 13:56
   damn...i'm not grown up if i read this :D
3. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 13:59
   Laughing out loud C.G..... I was beginning to panic because they all applied to me....until I came to no.23. (That is a much better picture than your last one - you look......emmmm.......gorgeous!). I'm going to copy this for all my old fart friends. Pigs.
4. Heero ValentineSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:01
   Laughing out loud C.G..... I was beginning to panic because they all applied to me....until I came to no.23. (That is a much better picture than your last one - you look......emmmm.......gorgeous!). I'm going to copy this for all my old fart friends. Pigs. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for the fun of it apply's to you :lol:
5. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:03
   Laughing out loud C.G..... I was beginning to panic because they all applied to me....until I came to no.23. (That is a much better picture than your last one - you look......emmmm.......gorgeous!). I'm going to copy this for all my old fart friends. Pigs. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for the fun of it apply's to you :lol: I know Heero. I can honestly say I have not laughed so much in years (and we have a lot of fun in my house as it is!). You guys are all a riot. :lol:
6. jabaSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:04
   Laughing out loud C.G..... I was beginning to panic because they all applied to me....until I came to no.23. (That is a much better picture than your last one - you look......emmmm.......gorgeous!). I'm going to copy this for all my old fart friends. Pigs. Why?
7. ColziSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:05
   how u doin cai u sexy mama! Superb! Last one so true ! '17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.' heh heh heh !
8. jabaSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:08
   how u doin cai u sexy mama! Superb! Last one so true ! '17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.' heh heh heh ! Colzi you are a fuckin wannabie adult! Try adult and weep!
9. ColziSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:12
   how u doin cai u sexy mama! Superb! Last one so true ! '17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.' heh heh heh ! Colzi you are a fuckin wannabie adult! Try adult and weep! U mean like u- no thanks :roll: Whats your problem- for the record i aint got one.
10. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:12
    Laughing out loud C.G..... I was beginning to panic because they all applied to me....until I came to no.23. (That is a much better picture than your last one - you look......emmmm.......gorgeous!). I'm going to copy this for all my old fart friends. Pigs. y thank you.. :D
11. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:25
    Laughing out loud C.G..... I was beginning to panic because they all applied to me....until I came to no.23. (That is a much better picture than your last one - you look......emmmm.......gorgeous!). I'm going to copy this for all my old fart friends. Pigs. I think all apply to me....except I crash on the couch still (only to conserve heating oil) ....and cai, every pic that you post is better than the last!
12. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:31
    Laughing out loud C.G..... I was beginning to panic because they all applied to me....until I came to no.23. (That is a much better picture than your last one - you look......emmmm.......gorgeous!). I'm going to copy this for all my old fart friends. Pigs. I think all apply to me....except I crash on the couch still (only to conserve heating oil) ....and cai, every pic that you post is better than the last! lolz.. yeah and teh older i get the fuglier i get.. so i save the good picture where its all safe and sound.. i took that one yesterday.. curled my hair-my brother said i look like a prostitute.. never styling my hair that way i again..lmao
13. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 14:32
    well... guess I'm still young then... lol
14. jabaSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 15:15
    well... guess I'm still young then... lolAnd an EMO lols! :mrgreen:
15. VanguardSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 15:36
    Hmmm... the following I qualify for... 1 3 4 6 7 9 11 12 14 20 21 23 25
16. Snuff.Salvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 15:37
    Well, I've actually been thinking about my bowels a lot more than is probably healthy, as of late. How I'd love to shit regularly and have a uniform for it to abide by. *Sighs*
17. fasterspiderSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 16:40
    read this and thought it was nice to post it.. delete this if already posted 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can''t smoke any of them. - I would smoke them. 2. Fooling around in a twin bed is out of the question. + 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. + 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. + 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. - No, I would not hear my favorite song on an elevator 6. You watch the Weather Channel. - Nope 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. ~ all divorced 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. - 365 days off a year 9. Jeans and a T shirt no longer qualify as "dressed up." - Bull shit, they do to qualify 10. Now you're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. + Won't call cops but will threaten it. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling dirty jokes around you. - Don't talk to older releatives, they are all dead 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. - Don't care 13. Your car insurance goes down. - I wish 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. - No pets 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. + Oh yes 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM. + no naps 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. - Married 18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. - Never would have to begin with, don't like them 19. You go to the drug store for alergy meds and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy tests. + Yes I do but no pregnancy tests 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." - No shit but, I never was a wine drinker 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. + Yes, Frosted Mini Wheats 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." - I don't drink 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - All my time in front of the PC is recreational 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. - Do not drink at all 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. + I read the list and answered each one.
18. fasterspiderSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 16:43
    read this and thought it was nice to post it.. delete this if already posted 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can''t smoke any of them. - I would smoke them. 2. Fooling around in a twin bed is out of the question. + 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. + 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. + 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. - No, I would not hear my favorite song on an elevator 6. You watch the Weather Channel. - Nope 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. ~ all divorced 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. - 365 days off a year 9. Jeans and a T shirt no longer qualify as "dressed up." - Bull shit, they do to qualify 10. Now you're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. + Won't call cops but will threaten it. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling dirty jokes around you. - Don't talk to older releatives, they are all dead 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. - Don't care 13. Your car insurance goes down. - I wish 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. - No pets 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. + Oh yes 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM. + no naps 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. - Married 18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. - Never would have to begin with, don't like them 19. You go to the drug store for alergy meds and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy tests. + Yes I do but no pregnancy tests 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." - No shit but, I never was a wine drinker 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. + Yes, Frosted Mini Wheats 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." - I don't drink 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - All my time in front of the PC is recreational 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. - Do not drink at all 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. + I read the list and answered each one.
19. twiconSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 18:43
    24. You no longer smokin ur own weed at home to get higher when u go to ur friends who got plenty of..
20. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 18:47
    well... guess I'm still young then... lolAnd an EMO lols! :mrgreen: lols :mrgreen: no. :roll:
21. QuackersSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 18:55
    I loath these tings, but can't resist filling them out :( 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can''t smoke any of them. - Don't have any house plants... 2. Fooling around in a twin bed is out of the question. - Nah, I'd fool around wherever 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. - About equal atm... one fridge is full of booze, the other food. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. - Nah, never get up before 7:30, ever. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. - They dont play music in lifts... 6. You watch the Weather Channel. - Don't even have a 'weather' channel 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. - My friends are all ugly :), make it easier for me 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. - umm, I aint counting them. 9. Jeans and a T shirt no longer qualify as "dressed up." - Depends on the quality of the jeans n tshirt.... 10. Now you're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. - Neighbours are all old an crinkled, never ever heard music from them. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling dirty jokes around you. ~ I probably know more dirty jokes than them... 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. - What the fuck is Taco Bell? 13. Your car insurance goes down. - Don't drive 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. + He eats whatever really... normally proper dog food though 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. + I have never been able to fall asleep on a couch, I will stay up all night instead. I'm still perfectly capable of colasping on a couch and being grateful that I made it to the couh though. Its called a sofa though, not a couch. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM. - I sleep when I want 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. - Hopefully not 18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. - I didnt know Buffalo's could fly or had wings... I often eat before bed and it dosnt bother me... 19. You go to the drug store for alergy meds and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy tests. - I don't go at all... 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." ~ Don't do wine, let alone cheap shit. 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. - Nah, never eat breckfast 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." - Fuck that, I hope I aint reached my peak already, and i'm a pretty good drinking as it is tbh. 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - haha, no, even in lessons 70% is all play :D 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. - More likely to drink on the way instead, and after. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. - No, I read this list thinking about how flawed it is. Good to know I act my age and im all immature :D
22. sarb69Salvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 20:34
    a) you dont recognize most of the names in the top 10 charts b) you've paid off your credit cards and wouldn't get another c) you don't know what half the functions on your mobile are for d) you can spend hours talking to your dad e) you look forward to walking the dog f) you consider it common sense to avoid the city centre on a sat night g) your dad trust you to borrow his car
23. tim2xSalvaged from archive10 Dec 2006, 21:28
    I'm not grown up yet, I'm not grown up yet.......

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