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  1. tim2xSalvaged from archive16 Dec 2006, 16:50
    Jeff Foxworthy On Ontario If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 " of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Ontario. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Ontario. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Ontario. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Ontario. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE ONTARIAN IF: 1. "Vacation" means going south past London for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again. 5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. 9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. 10. Down south to you means Windsor. 11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost. 12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." 14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Ontario friends, you live in Ontario.
  2. BOBBY!Salvaged from archive18 Dec 2006, 01:18
    hahaha yup live in Kitchener Ontario.. alot of those arnt accurate.. possibly in more remote parts of ontario.. but i liked the one about the 4 seasons hahahaha its so true. 0 degrees out i would consider a t-shirt honestly haha, my local dairy queen is closed september threw may lol
  3. bacioSalvaged from archive19 Dec 2006, 02:30
    damn, welll its all true for me and for all of you, it takes 2:00 hours to go from Petawawa to Ottawa, and yes my brother has killed bambi's mom and got the butt of another one

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