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The coolest spider ever lives in my house.

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  1. asdfSalvaged from archive27 Feb 2007, 00:00
    I have seen this guy grow up. He is a brown recluse spider, very poisonous, and sometimes deadly. I first saw him as a baby, he was chilling in this exact spot, I almost squashed him, but I was stoned and decided against it. This guy leaves for a few months at a time, probably to bone some brown recluse chicks, then returns for a week or two to chill on his tile. He rests on the same spot every single time, right in front of the toilet, which is how I noticed him the first time, taking a shit. I almost feel like I am a father to this awesome spider, he is the coolest spider on the planet. I love this damn spider. You guys wish you had a spider this cool, too bad, he bunks here. http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7224/dsc00099qs9.jpg
  2. asdfSalvaged from archive27 Feb 2007, 00:00
    The hair on the ground is my beard clippings, not pube trimmings. You can see that this is true story by his shed exo-skeleton resting beside him. Life is so cool, when you really have a chance to observe it.
  3. The JokerSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    i feel ya all the way asdf....i like to sometimes if im not busy during the summer just sit on one of the huge rocks in my back yard ...just sit or lay and watch the bees pollonate each flower...or...if i feel a little evil...when the wasps come back..i like to catch them from there little hives...knock them out by freezing them for like 30s but not kill them...they hate the cold...the freezer trip is just enought to knock em out and put them to sleep..thenn i find the nearest ant colony and then drop the wasp in and watch the ants swarm and take the wasp apart limb by limb...ALIVE!!!
  4. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    OMFG... you need to clean up honey..
  5. FireballSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    I wish I had a spider that bunked with me =(
  6. !NV!CTUSSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Fireball View Post I wish I had a spider that bunked with me =( why.. althou' spiders eat mosquitos.. and other lil crawlers..:xyxthumbs:
  7. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    spider in my house=dead spider
  8. _booted_Salvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    FUCK.....im shit scared of spiders, just the the thought of them inside ur shoes/cloths and not noticing makes me cringe.......but maybe id get used to them if i had to...(if i lived where big ones lived)
  9. GuestSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    That is a cute spider…but I have the coolest scorpion.. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y133/StevenLeeAugust/mar… Hugs and Hissessss, Maria
  10. The JokerSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    i know youve got your ass bit and stung by those animals you have Babe!
  11. GuestSalvaged from archive5 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Jokerman View Post i know youve got your ass bit and stung by those animals you have Babe! I have been bit but never stung Hugs and Hissessss, Maria
  12. silenthill22Salvaged from archive5 Mar 2007, 00:00
    lay off the drugs btw i hate spiders ewwww i kill them when i see them

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