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Parking Moron, This Time its a Man!

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  1. FileCabi.netSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Parking Moron, This Time its a Man! http://www.filecabi.net/p/parking-moron29.jpg
  2. DittoheadSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    I`m out of words. Wtf is he doing?
  3. JokermanSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    LMFAOROFLOMFG!!! dude...wtf...was that guy doing... this was even worse when that lady was trying to fill her car up with gas...and was pulled on the floor....hahahhahahaha
  4. DobboSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    What a helmet.
  5. Jimmy_JamesSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    what was he trying to accomplish here? thought he would of figured out that his plan was fucked 2 seconds in and gone and put the hand break on. that would of fuckin hurt a fair bit to. then just to drive off.. haha
  6. bantexkaaSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Actually it's a very smart plan, if you are a moron :P He was trying to save few secs... that could end much worse that it did
  7. stardogSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    I guess he was tryin to let the car idle thru while he opened the gate, then close it right after the car rolled thru. But one thing, in case someone don't know, is this: never try to stop a vehicle by jumping in front of it. That dude is damn lucky it wasn't a solid gate, he woulda been stuck all night til someone found him in the morning.
  8. JegarSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    I think he tried to pay the parking ticket, get back to his car at notime, and then yell "Hooray!" in the car for winning over his car.
  9. nightstrobeSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    jesus,i feel like going back in time to when this guy was a baby and spiking him like a football. retard lol.
  10. 99killersushi99Salvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Red mark from your arse to the top of your head on that one. If that door had been solid steel dude would have had a great video to show at his funeral.
  11. Usama_chSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    boys..and girls..look carefully...when he was smashed infront of the car..who was the person who BREAKED the car after the car was on the other side?..and well if he was himself..okay didnt say the boys are the best-> 10 % of boys cant drive...90 % of girls cant drive...and the both together are 100% idiots.....so what the matter?
  12. asdfSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    That's gonna leave a mark.
  13. earliodookieSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    ghost ride the whip!
  14. __BLAK__Salvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    lmao.. instant classic
  15. Private_AleSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    what a freakin retard...
  16. DosageSalvaged from archive28 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Why oh why couldn't that have been solid steel?
  17. brownbearclanSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Holy shit, brilliant plan! Throw yourself right in front of the car and let it push you through the door! LOL what a dumbass.
  18. aznlilboizSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    ...idiot.........
  19. smonahanSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    I love this website. Too bad it didn't run over his nuts, then he could have at least gotten a Darwin award.
  20. Proto69Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    is it just me or did he look a bit asian... lol? idk anybody else?
  21. StudLife27Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    HAhahahaha, I can see why. That guy is European. Probably French.
  22. amySalvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Hahaha! Hes not a bad driver hes a slow runner!
  23. babygurl1220Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by earliodookie View Post ghost ride the whip! classic! lmao
  24. HornetHandlerSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by earliodookie View Post ghost ride the whip! LMAO!!!! Thats funny as fuck!
  25. ^K^Salvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    LOL.... What was that!!??
  26. UncoverRealitySalvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    "Ok, my car is going to crash through the gate. I know, I'll jump in front of it and stop it with my bare hands.....Just like superman". What an idiot!
  27. SkyhighSalvaged from archive1 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Actually Usama ch, men have been proven to be more reckless when driving, why do you think women's car insurance is lower?
  28. vilecabi.netSalvaged from archive2 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Dittohead View Post I`m out of words. Wtf is he doing? Agreed, and he doesn't even look drunk -- what was he thinking?
  29. _booted_Salvaged from archive2 Mar 2007, 00:00
    maybe he worked there and he was trying to impress the security watching the cam
  30. FrostSalvaged from archive3 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by StudLife27 View Post HAhahahaha, I can see why. That guy is European. Probably French. Why are you so obsessed with the French?
  31. Usama_chSalvaged from archive29 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Skyhigh View Post Actually Usama ch, men have been proven to be more reckless when driving, why do you think women's car insurance is lower? hm..that right...but the new test of mens driving and etc-.-> those people-..(in fact man) can drive better and with more risk when they played NFSU and such a thing..thats pretty funny..and the main role for those games has been proved in the driving school...player pass their driving test on first time..the proof is anywhere in the internet ...no ideaxD
  32. RaidenatorSalvaged from archive29 Mar 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Usama_ch View Post hm..that right...but the new test of mens driving and etc-.-> those people-..(in fact man) can drive better and with more risk when they played NFSU and such a thing..thats pretty funny..and the main role for those games has been proved in the driving school...player pass their driving test on first time..the proof is anywhere in the internet ...no ideaxD I'm not exactly sure what that says but... Anyway, like whats his face said before, men are generally more reckless and get into bigger accidents. Woman just drive worse but are not so reckless at it, thus their accidents are smaller but more frequent. I gotta tell ya though, by experience chicks freak me the fuck out. I was riding in the car with this one chick, doing 45 down a residential road while texting on her cell phone, flying right over speed bumps.

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