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Bowls club suprised by large penis

1. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   Bowls club suprised by large penis Thursday, April 19, 2007 Bowls: we'll have no penises here http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04/bowlsST_175x125.jpg A bowls club was stunned to find a giant penis drawn in weed killer on its green. Now members will have to wait for nature to take its course before the playing area is decent again. A spokesman for Cheshire's Knutsford Conservative Club said: 'We had a laugh but we don't want to make a big thing of it as this kind of thing could spread.'
2. UnregisteredSexOffenderSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   Old people sports, hehe. Reminds me of when I used to be a groundskeeper at a private golf course. Someone broke in one night and vandalized a couple of the greens with a bunch of penises and a 30 foot swastika. It sucked for me and the greens workers. We spent the next 2 days laying down sod.
3. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   School surprised by 20ft penis Wednesday, January 31, 2007 http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/map2_450x308.jpg And still they come. Just when you thought the flood of big rude messages turning up the satellite photos used by online maps might be dying away, it is reported that two pupils who used weed killer to draw a giant penis on their school lawn can now see the vast phallus from satellite photos posted on the internet. And this time – unlike the previous examples of Edinburgh's giant poo and Rotherham's arse – it's not Google Maps that has the rudeness, but instead Microsoft's Virtual Earth. The unnamed pair of year 11 pupils from Bellemoor School for Boys (stop giggling) in Southampton, Hampshire, burnt the 20ft willy into the grass as an end of term joke two years ago. Staff at the school re-seeded the area but the penis has turned up on Virtual Earth, because the photo was taken before the new grass could conceal the enormous knob. (Google Maps image, on the other hand, shows a pristine, non-penised patch of grass.) Staff, parents and pupils who log on can now see the image in all its glory. http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/map1_175x125.jpg Yarm School's roof willy This is not the first time that a British school has been hit with giant penis-related satellite imagery malarkey. In December, it was revealed that a big dong drawn on the roof of Yarm School in Stockton on Tees was visible on Google Earth. A spokeswoman for Bellemoor school said: 'It was just one of those high school jinks. 'This was an act of vandalism that took place during the summer of 2005. Southampton City Council re-seeded the area and the grass was re-grown by the beginning of the new school term.
4. ImbalancedSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   i'm not familiar with that sport, what is it?
5. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   it's a "sport" mostly played by old people in the summer, although there is an international competition version of it played by younger people:- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowls
6. ImbalancedSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   so it's like shuffleboard or something?
7. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   Quote: Originally Posted by Imbalanced View Post so it's like shuffleboard or something? more like the French game boule(sp?) the aim is to knock your opponants bowls away from the "jack" and leave yours as close to it as possible, or some shit like that anyway
8. ImbalancedSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   oh so it's kinda like that ice game where you're supposed to get it in the middle of the thing? i forget the name of that shit.
9. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
   curling, yeah same sort of shit only on grass
10. UnregisteredSexOffenderSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
    Never heard of curling until I went on vacation to Montreal a couple years ago. It was on 3 different channels in our hotel room. At first, I thought it was weak, but it grew on me after awhile. Such a ridiculous idea for a sport. As for Bowls, I've never seen it before here in the States!!
11. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
    from wiki Quote: Popularity Bowls is popular in the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and parts of the United States. Because of its relaxed pace and comparatively light physical demands, it is a popular participant sport, particularly for the elderly. However, there is a considerable professional competition dominated by younger men and women. Since the early 2000s, the sport has developed in Denmark as well. The larger side of the ball normally turns inward towards the jack. The bigger circle on the ball the more turn inward towards the jack, for example a large red circle on the side of a lawn bowl assembles a turn inward towards the jack.
12. ImbalancedSalvaged from archive20 Apr 2007, 00:00
    yeah curling, most ridciculous shit ever, but strangely addicting to watch. it's like roulete gambling on a hockey rink i wish americans would play rugby instead of football. rugby is a true mans sport. strapping on 50 lbs of armor to touch each other in the anus is not my idea of man sport.

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