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blonde and brunnet jjokes

1. HappyshineSalvaged from archive21 May 2006, 07:06
   first: a blonde n a brunnete both jump of a building at the same time with one hits the ground first? answer: the brunette bcuz the blonde had to stop for derections XD second: theres a blonde a red head and a brunnete are going up the 100 stairs to heaven. theres a joke on avery step if you laugh u go to hell. the red head gets to the 5th step and laughs, down to hell with her , the brunette goes to the 50th laughs, goes down, the blonde goes to the 99th and starts laughing so god say wat the hell u got to thwe 99th step aand then u start laughing? why ? she says « because i got the first joke»< REMEMBER: NO OFFENCE IS MEANT TO BLONDES OR BRUNETTES OR RED HEADS
2. cheeyadogSalvaged from archive22 May 2006, 03:25
   how can you tell a blondes having a bad day??? she has a tampond behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
3. tim2xSalvaged from archive17 Sept 2006, 09:05
   The blonde gets pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up to her car. He asks for her license and registration. She says- Make up your mind. First you take it away, now you want to see it. Q- whats blonde brunette, blonde brunette, blonde brunette? A- Most blondes doing cartwheels Q- whats the blondes mating call? A- tee hee, I'm drunk. Q- Whats the brunettes mating call? A- That fucking blonde left yet? Santa Claus, the easter bunny, and a smart blonde are walking down the street. They see a hundred dollar bill. Which one of them picks it up? None of them, they are all imaginary. Q- what does a blonde say after having sex? A- are you guys all on the same team?

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