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  1. cai_gorgeousSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 05:36
    read this joke somewhere.. thought it was funny.. bob and kelly wr married for 75 yrs.. when they wer young they use to have sex twice in 1 day.. Now that they are old. if they want to have sex kelly hold bobs dick on her hand for 10 mins and thats it their done-their both too old to move.. One day bob told to kelly that he is leaving her for somebody else.. Kelly: After so many years wer together, your leaving me? Bob: Yes and im sorry. Kelly: well there nothing i can, i just want to know what she has that i dont.. Bob: parkinson..
  2. bob the fishSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 05:49
    :shock: only twice a day???? >.>
  3. cai_gorgeousSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 05:54
    lolz.. didn't get the joke..
  4. bob the fishSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 06:00
    i don't know many women who can hold up to twice a day... certainly not many i dated. *shrugs* then again, if it only takes ten minutes.... :P i don't know. i was just trying to come up with something to comment with. soething better than just an emoticon or "haha". funny joke.
  5. ThanatosSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 10:30
    "parkinson.." they have fits, so sex would be mad instead of boring...
  6. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 16:02
    nah parkinsons makes you shake uncontrolably, therefor his "new" old bird would be shaking while holding his dick, ie handjob without any effort
  7. ColziSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 17:17
    Yea i got it . quite funny i thought. Though it might of been better putting parkinsons.
  8. ThanatosSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 19:18
    nah parkinsons makes you shake uncontrolably, therefor his "new" old bird would be shaking while holding his dick, ie handjob without any effort thats what I meant ;)
  9. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive24 Oct 2006, 19:52
    it's not quite a fit, you don't look like you are breakdancing while brushing your teeth :twisted:
  10. Commando80Salvaged from archive26 Oct 2006, 21:31
    haha thats funny I got it. Yeah parkinsons disease is really ....weird... but alas alot of people have it like the person running for senate/governor of pennsylvainia. (spelled that wrong -.-) But the question is... Why the f*ck they showing governor/senate commercials for PA In NEW JERSEY?
  11. tgd_02Salvaged from archive27 Oct 2006, 00:31
    that shit is wack oooaooo ooaaoo that shit is waack down to defy niggas and my double wide bitches

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