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now that is just fucking cruel

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  1. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive4 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Iguana's Stubborn Erection To Get The Chop News Edition: 02/04/2007 http://www.bangedup.com/news/images/sp1.gif ANTWERP, Belgium-- Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises. Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news. "It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. "I don't think so. That's all in his head." courtesy of: seacoast online
  2. loadrunnerSalvaged from archive4 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Quote: He doesn't know what amputation means.. omg
  3. tim2xSalvaged from archive4 Feb 2007, 00:00
    I don't know, an erection for a week could get EXTREMELY painful, and interfere with every day function.
  4. DandruffBGoneSalvaged from archive4 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Hard decision.
  5. DennisSalvaged from archive5 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by DandruffBGone View Post Hard decision. Nice pun. Poor little guy is probley going to get an inferiority complex, or at least have feelings of inadequacy. Will they be providing the necessary counseling for him?
  6. Big OzzieSalvaged from archive5 Feb 2007, 00:00
    This type of thing happens quite often it seems...more so in mammals. I found this out breeding dogs.
  7. jabaSalvaged from archive5 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Big Ozzie View Post This type of thing happens quite often it seems...more so in mammals. I found this out breeding dogs. A prolapse needs a stitch or two lol! Ask Max my old Staffy - he hated the vet!
  8. DennisSalvaged from archive6 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Quote: Originally Posted by Big Ozzie View Post I found this out breeding dogs. Did yours get all red and swollen??
  9. cymru am bythSalvaged from archive4 Feb 2007, 00:00
    yeah but loping his old boy off is a bit extreme, couldn't they try soem sort of drug, ice cubes or something first, i'm sure if you were in that situation you want the doc to try other thing before he decided to bobbit you
  10. PASalvaged from archive4 Feb 2007, 00:00
    well at least he has two lucky bastard
  11. CrossbonesSalvaged from archive5 Feb 2007, 00:00
    Big deal! He's got a back-up anyways
  12. cai_gorgeousSalvaged from archive6 Feb 2007, 00:00
    cmon.. its either that or the infection will kill the poor thing..

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