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Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 19:36 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Rocker Kid said I didn't tell any jokes. So here's my joke thread. Follow the rules turdwipes or feel my verbal assualt.
Give me Haikus of our favorite things we hate. I will begin with a Haiku of my favorite thing, email SPAM.
For you illiterate tubs of human fat that continue to reproduce your vile young, I will define a Haiku for you. A Haiku is a poem who's syllables structure has 5 on the first line, 7 on the second and 5 on the last. Making them rhyme and appear humorous is limited only to your narrow grubbing little minds. I hope you will awe and inspire one another to great heights... or at least perspire in the making. Good luck and make us laugh! :twisted: |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 19:36 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I start the machine
blip! new messages come forth
penis pills again |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 19:43 · [Salvaged from Archive]
My eternal love
Warcraft calls me like a pimp
Electric crack fix |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 19:49 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Clouds in the Sky speaks
thread follows her siren call
the piper leads the rats |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 19:50 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Sitting on toilet
I think of the posts long gone
And threads yet to come |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 19:54 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I write the thread spite
Evermore I feel the look
Fool's eyes taste my work. |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 19:59 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Atheism no
An argument to annoy
All shall know the truth |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 20:00 · [Salvaged from Archive]
The pictures tell all
Illiterates fear the news
"Attention whore bitch" |
That Dude
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 5 May 2006, 20:50 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I type the message
Sent, with reaction most wanted.
Damn. Banned again. |
Snuff.
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 May 2006, 11:38 · [Salvaged from Archive]
overlord smokes crack.
dirty whores sacked because he
keeps finding needles. :lol: |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 6 May 2006, 23:21 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Kiddie Kiddie Porn
No officer I thought she was
thirteen but I dumb
Raji, barks like a dog
Cell mate smiles his smoke stained grin
Here chew leather strap
Pedophilia
Institutionalized
Cumrocketmonkey
Magic time outside
Nazi punch my teeth into street
Guests smell like my socks |
That Dude
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 7 May 2006, 00:07 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Back to work again
Damned kids keep on screaming.
I'm not paid enough.
I wake up today
Take my shower and scrub hard.
Damned whores bled on me.
Watch the news for once
Crazy bitch named Shirley Phelps
says "God Hates Fags." Her? |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 8 May 2006, 20:11 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Running like a dog.
Bush and co chasing godschild
pimp slapped like a hoe.
all the guests need balls.
how do I flush the racists
that clog my toilet?
don't drink the brown water.
I spanked my share of guests.
won't you do the same? |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 9 May 2006, 20:02 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Captain Creepy farts
his racism into our forum
plug the hole quickly |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 9 May 2006, 20:17 · [Salvaged from Archive]
General Post Rule
Number Two "No Racism"
Seems simple to me |
Overlord
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 May 2006, 15:39 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Rules rules made to break
welcome to the double standard
who am i to ask |
Commando80
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 12 May 2006, 19:35 · [Salvaged from Archive]
Bitches follow me
all around the town dawg
I use my PIMP cane
:D |
