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  1. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 19:36
    Rocker Kid said I didn't tell any jokes. So here's my joke thread. Follow the rules turdwipes or feel my verbal assualt. Give me Haikus of our favorite things we hate. I will begin with a Haiku of my favorite thing, email SPAM. For you illiterate tubs of human fat that continue to reproduce your vile young, I will define a Haiku for you. A Haiku is a poem who's syllables structure has 5 on the first line, 7 on the second and 5 on the last. Making them rhyme and appear humorous is limited only to your narrow grubbing little minds. I hope you will awe and inspire one another to great heights... or at least perspire in the making. Good luck and make us laugh! :twisted:
  2. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 19:36
    I start the machine blip! new messages come forth penis pills again
  3. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 19:43
    My eternal love Warcraft calls me like a pimp Electric crack fix
  4. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 19:49
    Clouds in the Sky speaks thread follows her siren call the piper leads the rats
  5. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 19:50
    Sitting on toilet I think of the posts long gone And threads yet to come
  6. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 19:54
    I write the thread spite Evermore I feel the look Fool's eyes taste my work.
  7. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 19:59
    Atheism no An argument to annoy All shall know the truth
  8. OverlordSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 20:00
    The pictures tell all Illiterates fear the news "Attention whore bitch"
  9. That DudeSalvaged from archive5 May 2006, 20:50
    I type the message Sent, with reaction most wanted. Damn. Banned again.
  10. Snuff.Salvaged from archive6 May 2006, 11:38
    overlord smokes crack. dirty whores sacked because he keeps finding needles. :lol:
  11. OverlordSalvaged from archive6 May 2006, 23:21
    Kiddie Kiddie Porn No officer I thought she was thirteen but I dumb Raji, barks like a dog Cell mate smiles his smoke stained grin Here chew leather strap Pedophilia Institutionalized Cumrocketmonkey Magic time outside Nazi punch my teeth into street Guests smell like my socks
  12. That DudeSalvaged from archive7 May 2006, 00:07
    Back to work again Damned kids keep on screaming. I'm not paid enough. I wake up today Take my shower and scrub hard. Damned whores bled on me. Watch the news for once Crazy bitch named Shirley Phelps says "God Hates Fags." Her?
  13. OverlordSalvaged from archive8 May 2006, 20:11
    Running like a dog. Bush and co chasing godschild pimp slapped like a hoe. all the guests need balls. how do I flush the racists that clog my toilet? don't drink the brown water. I spanked my share of guests. won't you do the same?
  14. OverlordSalvaged from archive9 May 2006, 20:02
    Captain Creepy farts his racism into our forum plug the hole quickly
  15. OverlordSalvaged from archive9 May 2006, 20:17
    General Post Rule Number Two "No Racism" Seems simple to me
  16. OverlordSalvaged from archive12 May 2006, 15:39
    Rules rules made to break welcome to the double standard who am i to ask
  17. Commando80Salvaged from archive12 May 2006, 19:35
    Bitches follow me all around the town dawg I use my PIMP cane :D

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