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That Dude Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 01:41 · [Salvaged from Archive] Go rot in hell, you bloodsucking, multinational, multibillion dollar conglomerate! You belong in hell with all the other sick leeches that prey upon the poor, unsuspecting populace with your poisonously sweet messages of refreshment and cool, smooth flavor! Stop ripping off Pepsi's products, competing with pepsi, destroying the environment, poisoning the minds of our children, mutilating the seal pups, ripping holes in the ozone, dropping SBDs on the subway, kicking puppies, and standing on the grass!
Oh, by the way, you're a fucking whore, Coca Cola. You used to put crack in your drinks! If that's not proof that you are a vile destroyer of traditional family values, then I don't know what is! (You never know, Coca Cola COULD still be lacing our drinks with mind-altering substances!)
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cheese muffin Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 07:25 · [Salvaged from Archive] huh? wtf? :? :? :?: :?: :?: |
andrexote Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 10:53 · [Salvaged from Archive] for every liter of cocacola, we need 8 liters of water!!, so we are running out of water??? |
Draz Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 11:43 · [Salvaged from Archive] "I'm from coke-land but I never sold cocaine I used to sell Coca-Cola at the Oakland A's games with future kingpins and rap stars some young hustlas...We from the O where you from muthafucka!!?" |
That Dude Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 19:27 · [Salvaged from Archive] huh? wtf? :? :? :?: :?: :?:
Alas, another poor victim of Coca Cola's monstrosities! Someone, get Mr. Miscavige, quick! Only the power of L. Ron Hubbard and save the poor bastard now! |
Clouds in the Sky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 19:47 · [Salvaged from Archive] Dude, no matter how much you rebel against large coorporations you still can't get away from either them or their influence. It sucks, I know... However, I'd rather make the best of my life than try to no avail to abolish them. Mission Impossible. |
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 19:51 · [Salvaged from Archive] Oh help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Tom Cruise! |
Clouds in the Sky Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 19:55 · [Salvaged from Archive] Tom Cruise has an "Octopusois"! |
AllisterFiend Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 20:00 · [Salvaged from Archive] http://x8b.xanga.com/e16b9bf0d5d3246522098/b31369788.jpg |
That Dude Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 25 Jul 2006, 20:48 · [Salvaged from Archive] http://x8b.xanga.com/e16b9bf0d5d3246522098/b31369788.jpg
TOM CRUISE KILLED OPRAH! (http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/) |
crazyjoe Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 26 Jul 2006, 15:41 · [Salvaged from Archive] hooray for pepsi! |