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Coca Cola molests small children

1. That DudeSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 01:41
   Go rot in hell, you bloodsucking, multinational, multibillion dollar conglomerate! You belong in hell with all the other sick leeches that prey upon the poor, unsuspecting populace with your poisonously sweet messages of refreshment and cool, smooth flavor! Stop ripping off Pepsi's products, competing with pepsi, destroying the environment, poisoning the minds of our children, mutilating the seal pups, ripping holes in the ozone, dropping SBDs on the subway, kicking puppies, and standing on the grass! Oh, by the way, you're a fucking whore, Coca Cola. You used to put crack in your drinks! If that's not proof that you are a vile destroyer of traditional family values, then I don't know what is! (You never know, Coca Cola COULD still be lacing our drinks with mind-altering substances!) asdlkashglkjashdkfjsdlkjhglksajdhgsakldjhgsljghs and one.
2. cheese muffinSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 07:25
   huh? wtf? :? :? :?: :?: :?:
3. andrexoteSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 10:53
   for every liter of cocacola, we need 8 liters of water!!, so we are running out of water???
4. DrazSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 11:43
   "I'm from coke-land but I never sold cocaine I used to sell Coca-Cola at the Oakland A's games with future kingpins and rap stars some young hustlas...We from the O where you from muthafucka!!?"
5. That DudeSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 19:27
   huh? wtf? :? :? :?: :?: :?: Alas, another poor victim of Coca Cola's monstrosities! Someone, get Mr. Miscavige, quick! Only the power of L. Ron Hubbard and save the poor bastard now!
6. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 19:47
   Dude, no matter how much you rebel against large coorporations you still can't get away from either them or their influence. It sucks, I know... However, I'd rather make the best of my life than try to no avail to abolish them. Mission Impossible.
7. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 19:51
   Oh help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Tom Cruise!
8. Clouds in the SkySalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 19:55
   Tom Cruise has an "Octopusois"!
9. AllisterFiendSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 20:00
   http://x8b.xanga.com/e16b9bf0d5d3246522098/b31369788.jpg
10. That DudeSalvaged from archive25 Jul 2006, 20:48
    http://x8b.xanga.com/e16b9bf0d5d3246522098/b31369788.jpg TOM CRUISE KILLED OPRAH! (http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/)
11. crazyjoeSalvaged from archive26 Jul 2006, 15:41
    hooray for pepsi!

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