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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Sept 2006, 11:51 · [Salvaged from Archive]
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reasurring.
My darring" he says. "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anytin you want. Watchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eargerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about..... Numbaa 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...... "you want......Beef wiff Broccori?" |
tgd_02
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Sept 2006, 19:28 · [Salvaged from Archive]
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
SICK SHIT! |
TheCanadian
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Sept 2006, 21:28 · [Salvaged from Archive]
ROFL MAO!!1!ONE!!1! |
KitRae
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Sept 2006, 22:34 · [Salvaged from Archive]
I think a well meant 'ROFLMAOZ ZOMFG LOOOL :lol: :lol: ' is in order here :) |
