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- cymru am bythSalvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 11:51A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reasurring. My darring" he says. "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anytin you want. Watchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eargerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about..... Numbaa 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...... "you want......Beef wiff Broccori?"
- tgd_02Salvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 19:28LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 SICK SHIT!
- TheCanadianSalvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 21:28ROFL MAO!!1!ONE!!1!
- KitRaeSalvaged from archive16 Sept 2006, 22:34I think a well meant 'ROFLMAOZ ZOMFG LOOOL :lol: :lol: ' is in order here :)
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