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cymru am byth
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 16 Oct 2006, 22:17 · [Salvaged from Archive]
You Know You're Drugfucked When
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
- You can't hold on any more and fall off
- Your job's interfering with your drinking
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
- Your career won't progress beyond bouncer
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
- You sincerely believe weed to be the elusive 5th food group
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
- You can focus better with one eye closed
- The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
- Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops
- Your twin daughters are both named Mary Jane
- Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
- Mosquitoes die after attacking you
- You begin AA meetings with: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt
- You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed
- The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in
- You think the Four Basic Food Groups are hash cookies, acid, Jim Beam, and Jolt
- Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive
- Roseanne looks good
- You don't recognise your girlfriend unless seen through bottom of glass
- Your woman tells you you're 'not your usual self' when you start to straighten out
- You realise that dogs are really funny
- You know that the only thing funnier than dogs is the fact that we keep them as pets
- That darn giant earwig won't stop following you home
- The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering
- You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night |
Commando80
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 17 Oct 2006, 02:20 · [Salvaged from Archive]
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
- You can't hold on any more and fall off
the best ones! |
crazyjoe
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 19 Oct 2006, 00:14 · [Salvaged from Archive]
lmao |
Hypothetical
Salvaged from Archive | Posted: 20 Oct 2006, 07:49 · [Salvaged from Archive]
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
Hey, who's been talking to my doctor? |
