When I was younger, I always wanted to have A golden retriever. Because it is said that taking it out can earn enough to turn heads, and then there will definitely be many girls who will bow down to my AJ. I also heard that when the owner comes home, the golden retriever will pounce on it with its tongue, give the owner a loving hug with its big soft paws, and then smile at the owner with a grin. Thinking about it is a happy thing.

In addition, the golden retriever is in the dog Jiejie is a veritable "big warm man", who can accompany you to do whatever you like without complaint or regret. Guys and girls, maybe your partner may not be able to do this, right? In addition, it can also grow up with the children at home, because of its gentle and kind nature, it is very warm to every child, just like it treats its own children.

However! ! ! ! Since I really raised a golden retriever, I realized that those who have the above advantages are all "other people's children"!

It’s a dark and windy month, and I can’t see my fingers in the dark night. I suddenly heard the silly dog ​​tearing in the living room. After I turned on the light, I found that it was torn from my best friend, the fox doll (actually a plastic friendship). Why? Maybe it's because there's nowhere to release a hot heart in summer, or maybe it's because of grabbing a girlfriend, right? In short, the final result is that the fox doll was dismembered, and the scene was horrible. I won’t post the picture, I’ve never seen that “brain splatter” scene in my life...

No, after a few days of fear, it started to commit crimes again!

This time, the victim was an innocent ball. That was the toy I just bought for it, but now it has become a pile of rags. to commit a crimeI don't know what the motive was, but looking at the sour expression on the Golden Retriever's face, I was quick-witted and judged that it should be a random crime this time, maybe it's just that it didn't like the ball.

Yes, it is so giao, if you don't accept it, bite it!

Speaking of which, most of the shit-shoveling officers may be ignorant, usually everyone belongs to the black elder brother, Ha Ergou and Ke Shao, and generally not the black golden retriever! So, it has something to say...

Golden Retriever: "Even if he cuts off my dog ​​food today, I must say it, otherwise how can I hang around in the dog world in the future, and how can I keep my reputation as a warm boy?" ?Dear aunts, big brothers, big sisters, younger brothers and sisters, you may not believe me when I say it, but my master blamed me for the above things. These things are all imagined by him when he was empty, lonely and cold!! You have to understand me, but Don't talk about him, he is actually quite pitiful, I understand him... (Only single dogs understand the pain of single dogs) Also, don't care about the ball, these details are not important!! This time, it's really the ball Believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"

Oh, it makes sense! It was agreed to make enough money to turn heads, and be the "wingman" to tease girls. The fact is that this silly dog ​​runs around like crazy every time I go out, making me play chasing games with it like a fool, not to mention girls, it doesn't even get a bitch by itself. Sigh~ I won’t talk anymore, I’ll cry if I talk too much~

Finally, I would like to remind all the poop-shoveling officers that keeping golden retrievers must stay away from Erha... because the ability to "destroy the house" is contagious!